I got two of my Airmen to volunteer by explaining that they had a better chance of meeting and sleeping with Taylor Swift by volunteering for this than if they didn’t go at all. Simple logic. If you want her next song to be about you... well you know that you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take (- Wayne Gretzky, -Michael Scott).
I brought them down the path with me when she was going between stages and she touched both their hands and little 21 year old hearts. That’s all they were talking about the rest of the night. Ahh, kids.
I also had to buy a sake bomb for one of them because he took a bite out of someone’s chicken tender that was on the floor.
I’m a good leader.