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[Apollo33]

Jesus he can't even recite the oath

 

[Oris79]

Tito thinks they speak Portuguese in Tajikstan.
I love Tito Ortiz.
If you hate him, you hate America.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

I love Tito Ortiz.
If you hate him, you hate America.

So ambitious of Tito to try out Portuguese when he has a hard time with English

But let's give Tito some credit. We just caught him on the off day that he doesn't speak Tajik. Because five days a week he speaks Tajik three days a week. One of those days he speaks Tajik two days of the week. So, six days a week he speaks Tajik

 

[Human Bass]

Imagine not loving Tito.

 

[Ares Black]

Cringe

 

[TheMessiah]

assalamualaikum obrigado lol

 

[Reign009]

Oh my God...

<{CMPALM}>

 

[arcadeperfect]

It seriously is a miracle that this guy is rich.

 

[Cucumber Slice]

It seriously is a miracle that this guy is rich.

Typical politician

 

[humdizzle]

lmao... the nod of reassurance at the end

abrigado-akbar my brother.

 

[Stump]

Amazing. Tito's brain just has one mental category for "foreign language"

It's just a list of words like "obrigado" and "merci" and "sushi."

 

[AmericanMMA]

He’s not wrong

 

[Boomb]

Tito thinks?

 

[MEAN357]

assalamualaikum obrigado lol

Alex Periera is the only person on earth who this makes sense to lol

 

[ookii]

Probably ended up with something like this

 

[Morning Star]

All the Tito content popping up as of late has been pure gold.

 

[HaulParris]

In his defense, how many people on here actually know where Tajikistan is? I do, but only because I was born in the former soviet union, and even so, if you give me a blank map, I give myself a good chance to mess it up.

 

[DaleBoca]

These Tito videos scattered all over YouTube and comedic gold.

 

[Morning Star]

In his defense, how many people on here actually know where Tajikistan is? I do, but only because I was born in the former soviet union, and even so, if you give me a blank map, I give myself a good chance to mess it up.

I doubt more than 5% of Americans do. Maybe less than that would be able to point it out on a map. I'm aware there's quite a few countries ending in stan. I wouldn't have been able to name Tajikistan if quizzed even though I'm decent at geography.

 

[Royce's Gi]

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