Revisiting Past Situations

[Bornstarch]

There was this incredibly beautiful girl when I was in high school that I had a huge crush on. I've known her since elementary school and I was head over heels for her. We hung around the same crowd of people and I could never muster enough guts to ask her out. She already had a high school boyfriend. I could never forget this guy. His name was Biff. He abused the shit out of her and she was the sweetest girl I've ever known. She was a perfect 10, both physically and personality.

One night we all went to a birth day party and it was just me and her alone in a bathtub. We talked about the old days growing up. I really connected with her on an emotional level that night. She made me feel relaxed and I made her laugh. She was wearing a bikini and she turned around and I saw that she had a big bruise on her back. I immediately know what happened. I said to her, "Biff did that do you, didn't he? That son of a bitch! I'll KILL him!" I tried to get out of the tub as fast as possible to kick that motherfucker's ass and she tried to stop me. When I grabbed the side of the tub, I did it too fast and had a huge splinter go inside my thumb. It hurt like shit. Do you guys think I should go see a doctor to get it checked out?

 

[GergreG]

There was this incredibly beautiful girl when I was in high school that I had a huge crush on. I've known her since elementary school and I was head over heels for her. We hung around the same crowd of people and I could never muster enough guts to ask her out. She already had a high school boyfriend. I could never forget this guy. His name was Biff. He abused the shit out of her and she was the sweetest girl I've ever known. She was a perfect 10, both physically and personality.

One night we all went to a birth day party and it was just me and her alone in a bathtub. We talked about the old days growing up. I really connected with her on an emotional level that night. She made me feel relaxed and I made her laugh. She was wearing a bikini and she turned around and I saw that she had a big bruise on her back. I immediately know what happened. I said to her, "Biff did that do you, didn't he? That son of a bitch! I'll KILL him!" I tried to get out of the tub as fast as possible to kick that motherfucker's ass and she tried to stop me. When I grabbed the side of the tub, I did it too fast and had a huge splinter go inside my thumb. It hurt like shit. Do you guys think I should go see a doctor to get it checked out?

You should definitely get that 20 year old splinter checked out. No time to waste.

 

[Brother Numsi]

There was this incredibly beautiful girl when I was in high school that I had a huge crush on. I've known her since elementary school and I was head over heels for her. We hung around the same crowd of people and I could never muster enough guts to ask her out. She already had a high school boyfriend. I could never forget this guy. His name was Biff. He abused the shit out of her and she was the sweetest girl I've ever known. She was a perfect 10, both physically and personality.

One night we all went to a birth day party and it was just me and her alone in a bathtub. We talked about the old days growing up. I really connected with her on an emotional level that night. She made me feel relaxed and I made her laugh. She was wearing a bikini and she turned around and I saw that she had a big bruise on her back. I immediately know what happened. I said to her, "Biff did that do you, didn't he? That son of a bitch! I'll KILL him!" I tried to get out of the tub as fast as possible to kick that motherfucker's ass and she tried to stop me. When I grabbed the side of the tub, I did it too fast and had a huge splinter go inside my thumb. It hurt like shit. Do you guys think I should go see a doctor to get it checked out?

Cool story but you lost me at Biff

 

[Brother Numsi]

Decent theory.

Maybe she's a stripper and he knew her from tittie bar.

She was a waitress at the time but tomato tomahto

 

[Brother Numsi]

Why would he feel the need to go apologize if he didn't think he was gonna get beat up? Yeah she was probably a hoe and he hit, or he didn't, idk.

That’s what I was thinking looking back at it! Seemed like he was more surprised than nervous. My guess is she had probably ran into him before and tried to ignore him because her guy was there. Or perhaps he was just a goof like you said. Like those random cornballs who walk up behind women who are dancing together

Women get hit on all the time so maybe it was just another Tuesday night at the bar for her.

But she would always talk about random guys hitting on her at work but never as aggressively as homie was. That guy was getting way too close. Didn’t touch her but all in her ear meat lol

 

[Joshuaace]

Dear Penthouse, I damn near had a sexual encounter with a total stranger in a Pizzareia restroom. To this day I'm not exactly sure how that happened, and how IT didn't happen, at the same time.

 

[GSP_37]

She was a waitress at the time but tomato tomahto

It is my understanding that strippers use the word waitress instead of stripper on their resume.

 

[AFanNotAFighter]

Boyfriend ain’t insecure that you took a shot at his woman. That’s a cool trait to have

My former roommate played it cool too but that guy was getting too familiar. She wasn’t even my girl and even I was like “homie is a little too close big dog” lol

I'm also pretty hideous to look at so there is that as well.

 

[Flower2dPeople]

Boyfriend ain’t insecure that you took a shot at his woman. That’s a cool trait to have

My former roommate played it cool too but that guy was getting too familiar. She wasn’t even my girl and even I was like “homie is a little too close big dog” lol

I remember me, my gf at the time and our common friend(dude) back in college crossing the street. I'm a fast walker. Keep up or I'll leave you behind. I was already at the other side when I turned around and this dude was holding my GF's hand. My gf ran up to me upset and whispered that the creep was holding her hand. I was just:

 

[Brother Numsi]

I remember me, my gf at the time and our common friend(dude) back in college crossing the street. I'm a fast walker. Keep up or I'll leave you behind. I was already at the other side when I turned around and this dude was holding my GF's hand. My gf ran up to me upset and whispered that the creep was holding her hand. I was just:

I would have reacted the same way

It is creepy but not really “about to catch a beatdown” creepy Like an 80 year old man pinching your wife’s butt. Not cool but you really gonna get in his face? Lol

 

[I Am Legion]

One time I stepped into the club and this rival crew got all up in my grill. The leader starts popping and locking in my face, and the crowd was screaming "Oh snap you got served!". I just walked away. I always regret not pulling out my windmill and serving that fool back.

 

[jeff7b9]

I would have reacted the same way

It is creepy but not really “about to catch a beatdown” creepy Like an 80 year old man pinching your wife’s butt. Not cool but you really gonna get in his face? Lol

Uhhm... yes.

There is no age limit on ass whoopings you discriminating ass motherfucker!!

 

[Joshuaace]

It is creepy but not really “about to catch a beatdown” creepy Like an 80 year old man pinching your wife’s butt. Not cool but you really gonna get in his face? Lol

Uhhm... yes.

There is no age limit on ass whoopings you discriminating ass motherfucker!!

In my presence, I had an 85yo man tell my then 55yo wife that "he had a lot of fantasies about her ever since she was 12.......and that she was 'perfect' at 15." It was the Father of one of her friends. She has gone to Church with that old ass pervert her whole life.....ngl, it was close, he almost caught one at Revival.

 

[jeff7b9]

In my presence, I had an 85yo man tell my then 55yo wife that "he had a lot of fantasies about her ever since she was 12.......and that she was 'perfect' at 15." It was the Father of one of her friends. She has gone to Church with that old ass pervert her whole life.....ngl, it was close, he almost caught one at Revival.

I witnessed an ass whooping at church once.

I was playing keyboard in a church San Bernadino California, almost 20 years ago.
That city was a mess.
Lots of drugs and violent crime.

Some tweaker interrupted the Sunday mass, just yelling and babbling some junkie nutcase babbling nonsense.
Really loud.

The deacons or ushers or whatever quickly grabbed the dude but the tweaker did not comply. They attempted to just escort him out but once the tweaker started fighting back, they returned his aggression.

One of the deacons popped him as they were dragging him out, and I heard another go
"wait man wait til we get him outside, not in front of the people."

I am quite certain they tried to beat the evil out of that dumb crazy son of a bitch.
I would have loved to have gone out to watch, but I was on stage at the time.

 

[lowlife]

so you didn't do shit and you didn't get any pussy. Great story.

 

[Joshuaace]

I witnessed an ass whooping at church once.

lol. My Wife has corrected me. The encounter actually happened at her Pastor's Funeral. Likely why I let it slide.....well, that, and he would likely whooped my feeble ass

 

[GergreG]

In my presence, I had an 85yo man tell my then 55yo wife that "he had a lot of fantasies about her ever since she was 12.......and that she was 'perfect' at 15." It was the Father of one of her friends. She has gone to Church with that old ass pervert her whole life.....ngl, it was close, he almost caught one at Revival.

That's pretty fucked up.

I had some junkie step in front of me while I was pushing my 3 year old daughter in a stroller and jokingly ask 'how much for the little girl'. Like from the Blues Brothers. I did a double take and threatened to put my fist through his face and he grovelled about how he was only joking and telling me to lighten up. Closest I've been to a fight in a long time. Wife dragged me away. There's some things you just don't joke about.

 

[Jack Reacheround]

My theory: she had probably hooked up with that guy recently and he saw her again and was like “what’s up baby! Wanna go for Round 2?” Why else would she stand there why this guy is in her personal space and talking dirty to her when they have never met?

If she wasn’t your girlfriend, don’t worry about it.

 

[Joshuaace]

That's pretty fucked up.

He was in the "truth serum" state of dementia. My Mom goes to that place also. But it was still a tough take.

For my kids I come unhinged even quicker. When my daughter was 13-14, my whole family was volunteering at a pancake fundraiser. I was flipping pancakes and I heard some guy say "show me your tits" to my baby girl. He swore he said "tips" until he lost consciousness.

I kid, but he probably should have pressed charges if he did actually say "tips."

 

[revoltub]

Seems like he has the "if she has a boyfriend she will tell me" method. And since he backed off and was cool about it when she told him, no harm no foul imo.