Someone is stealing my fruit

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  1. Hogey

    Hogey Black Belt

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    someone is going down my driveway and stealing from my fruit trees. Motherfucker stole all my persimmons. Can I legally beat some ass if I catch them in the act? Dude is trespassing on my property and thieving my belongings
     
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    Joseph Budden Banned Banned

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    Put bear traps around the tree
     
  3. BisexualMMA

    BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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    Put tracking devices in all your persimmons.
     
  4. Soma

    Soma Breathe the body deep

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    Put canker sores on the branches.
     
  5. Big Nut Energy

    Big Nut Energy Animal Mother M60 Belt Platinum Member

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    You deserve it for growing persimmons.
     
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    faustian THE LOOSE CANNON Platinum Member

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    Rig a boobytrap that drops wet cement all over someone whenever they pull on the tree branches
     
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  8. Hogey

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    I thought about putting razor blades and fish hooks around my shit. This :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: has stole avacodos peaches and organges from me before I want to enjoy the fruits of my labor
     
  9. Hogey

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    Chances are high the person stealing from me is an old Asian lady
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Vomit Inducing Brutality Mocesting The Delapitated Platinum Member

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    Hey! Persimmons are good!
     
  12. Big Nut Energy

    Big Nut Energy Animal Mother M60 Belt Platinum Member

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    I'm a steak guy.
     
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    Prime Ang Kang Banned

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  14. BearGrounds

    BearGrounds A great many scalps.

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    Sorry bro, needed em to make myself some county jail style hooch. Will make sure to save you some of the finished product; it's fixing to be a potent brew.

    JK, it was Sasquatch that got you for your fruit.
     
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  15. Z3N Gambler

    Z3N Gambler Banned Banned

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    Spray them with a fentanyl concentrate.
     
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  16. OMGstreetfight

    OMGstreetfight Fred Loya Insurance shill

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    Poison the tree. They'll never come back after the first bite.
     
  17. Hogey

    Hogey Black Belt

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    I don't want to get sued for booby trapping shit. That's why I want to know if I can throw hands

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  18. SidJustice

    SidJustice Master of the world and the universe

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    I have never had a persimmon. Are they good?

    Also, buy a drone, trick it out, and blow the shit out of them.
     
  19. Phlog

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    It depends on your states laws.
     
  20. Liquid Smoke

    Liquid Smoke Great artists steal™

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    I have nothing to add, but I would like an update when the persimmon poacher is jab touched.
     

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