The "humans are a result of a chimp banging a pig" theory.

[revoltub]

This is a theory that has been creeping around for quite a while in the depths of evolutionary fringe theories. But modern times seem to favor alien hybrid stuff.

Basically the idea is this. A pig and a chimpanzee got it on and the descendants of that eventually became human.

Apparently it explains things like our extra subcontaneous fat (also attempted to be explained by aquatic ape theory) protruding noses, big eyelashes and certain organ structure.

I've also heard a theory that this is why certain religions dont consume pork, a carry over of ancient knowledge where eating pork led to prion diseases (example: mad cow disease) which can be caused by cannibalism.

is it the most insane human evolution theory? I mean realistically i dont think it's any more crazy than the alien human hybrid theory.

Another part of the theory claims that this is well known in the science community but kept quiet to the money made on pork products annually.

you can google and rabbit hole to get to the deeper areas of this, but here is one to get you started.

Human hybrids: a closer look at the theory and evidence

There was considerable fallout, both positive and negative, from our first story covering the radical pig-chimp hybrid theory put forth by Dr. Eugene McCarthy, a geneticist who's proposing that humans first arose from an ancient hybrid cross between pigs and chimpanzees. Despite the large number...

phys.org

I'm not saying it is true. But this might explain why @Woldog momma oinks and has tusks.

Thoughts?

 

[Kowboy Karl]

Jesus created us
The earth is flat
Unvaxxed sperm is the next bitcoin

 

[DaleBoca]

 

[Osculater]

Our cousins make for good BBQ though, so fvck them, again!

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Well, Pig parts are used in humans to save lives, so its not too far fetched.

 

[Sweater of AV]

 

[THEfightsAREfixed]

i can dig it

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Jesus created us
The earth is flat
Unvaxxed sperm is the next bitcoin

That about sums it up. I have no notes. Nothing to add.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Do you think the aliens watched as the chimp banged the pig?

 

[LEWIS540]

Theory only a moron would even so much as contemplate.

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

This is a theory that has been creeping around for quite a while in the depths of evolutionary fringe theories. But modern times seem to favor alien hybrid stuff.

Basically the idea is this. A pig and a chimpanzee got it on and the descendants of that eventually became human.

Apparently it explains things like our extra subcontaneous fat (also attempted to be explained by aquatic ape theory) protruding noses, big eyelashes and certain organ structure.

I've also heard a theory that this is why certain religions dont consume pork, a carry over of ancient knowledge where eating pork led to prion diseases (example: mad cow disease) which can be caused by cannibalism.

is it the most insane human evolution theory? I mean realistically i dont think it's any more crazy than the alien human hybrid theory.

Another part of the theory claims that this is well known in the science community but kept quiet to the money made on pork products annually.

you can google and rabbit hole to get to the deeper areas of this, but here is one to get you started.

Human hybrids: a closer look at the theory and evidence

There was considerable fallout, both positive and negative, from our first story covering the radical pig-chimp hybrid theory put forth by Dr. Eugene McCarthy, a geneticist who's proposing that humans first arose from an ancient hybrid cross between pigs and chimpanzees. Despite the large number...

phys.org

I'm not saying it is true. But this might explain why @Woldog momma oinks and has tusks.

Thoughts?

I can definitely see some pig genes in her

 

[greygoose]

This sounds right up there with the TayTay psyop

 

[Bballfan123]

Do you think the aliens watched as the chimp banged the pig?

Absolutely

 

[fungi]

I can definitely see some pig genes in her

^
Came here to post this.

P.s. some pork non-eating fellers may have evolved from pig-monkey unholy unions.

I definitely descended from humanoid aliens.
And I love bacon.

 

[nonoob]

Do you think the aliens watched as the chimp banged the pig?​

Pretty sure the aliens watched and chanted "Go monkey go".​

 

[Fedorgasm]

Seems like another flat earth theory.

Some idiot that knows nothing about science just thinks to himself, "hmmm... We're shaped like apes but our skin is more like pigs"

And then he goes and finds shit that confirms his theory, like the long nose, subcutaneous fat, etc.

TL DR: it's confirmation bias

 

[Woldog]

This is a theory that has been creeping around for quite a while in the depths of evolutionary fringe theories. But modern times seem to favor alien hybrid stuff.

Basically the idea is this. A pig and a chimpanzee got it on and the descendants of that eventually became human.

Apparently it explains things like our extra subcontaneous fat (also attempted to be explained by aquatic ape theory) protruding noses, big eyelashes and certain organ structure.

I've also heard a theory that this is why certain religions dont consume pork, a carry over of ancient knowledge where eating pork led to prion diseases (example: mad cow disease) which can be caused by cannibalism.

is it the most insane human evolution theory? I mean realistically i dont think it's any more crazy than the alien human hybrid theory.

Another part of the theory claims that this is well known in the science community but kept quiet to the money made on pork products annually.

you can google and rabbit hole to get to the deeper areas of this, but here is one to get you started.

Human hybrids: a closer look at the theory and evidence

There was considerable fallout, both positive and negative, from our first story covering the radical pig-chimp hybrid theory put forth by Dr. Eugene McCarthy, a geneticist who's proposing that humans first arose from an ancient hybrid cross between pigs and chimpanzees. Despite the large number...

phys.org

I'm not saying it is true. But this might explain why @Woldog momma oinks and has tusks.

Thoughts?

Yo mumma so fat they dropped her on Japan to end WW2

 

[Nigelbro]

I may have contributed to this.

 

[Wetarmpits]

Theory only a moron would even so much as contemplate.

You’re just jelly of the theory, bro.

 

[moreorless87]

He needs to widen his research beyond Alabama.