Movies The star wars film I would create.

I think a lot of genre stuff naturally fits in with Starwars because thats really what the originals were based on,

As far as the OP does I could actually imagine an "R rated Starwars",
the whole plot with Vader, slave girl Leia, etc you could probably turn up the sex and violence a bit more without it really feeling out of place

I had never considered the idea of a fully canon Star War porn/X/NC17...

But I like it.

And the Star Wars universe already has shown that they have sex workers, human trafficking, sex slaves.

It could be like Orgazmo:

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Chewbacca origin story

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No subtitles and not a single coherent word you can understand in the whole movie.

We also get to see his Wookie relationship and his Wookie girlfriends titties.
 
So kind of riding off another thread but I would make 'Vader'. Ultra violent rated R and shows shit he does after becoming Vader.

Like hunting down jedi, questioning what he's become, some woman tries to seduce him and we see titties while he force chokes her.

Do you have a star wars plot/movie of your own or other ideas for the masterpiece I suggested: VADER

I listened to the audiobook of 'Dark Lord' and its quite good.

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At this point, the only announcement Disney could make related to a Star Wars movie that would lead to a billion-dollar box office haul, would be related to a Vader movie.

The three most captivating scenes in Disney's SW canon, have been Vader's two scenes in... that one movie I honestly can't remember the name of... and the Rebels scene with Vader's face-off with Ahsoka.
 
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Honestly, i hope Disney doesnt make anymore star wars films until they get rid of Kathleen Kennedy as she ruins everything with her insistence to make it all about gays, minority's (basically anyone except white people) and her twisted woke dogma.

IMHO, Fire her and then let Tarantino make his retirement movie.
 
Give me the Bounty Hunter war from the books from the 90's.
 
Honestly, i hope Disney doesnt make anymore star wars films until they get rid of Kathleen Kennedy as she ruins everything with her insistence to make it all about gays, minority's (basically anyone except white people) and her twisted woke dogma.

IMHO, Fire her and then let Tarantino make his retirement movie.
I hate woke stuff but say they bring Vader back to life and he gets his old helmet back from Kylo and they fall in love and touch eachothers helmets. I think that could be good.
 
I hate woke stuff but say they bring Vader back to life and he gets his old helmet back from Kylo and they fall in love and touch each others helmets. I think that could be good.

As long as its done right:

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So kind of riding off another thread but I would make 'Vader'. Ultra violent rated R and shows shit he does after becoming Vader.

Like hunting down jedi, questioning what he's become, some woman tries to seduce him and we see titties while he force chokes her.

Do you have a star wars plot/movie of your own or other ideas for the masterpiece I suggested: VADER
Unfortunately Disney has neutered Vader to the point of no return. Even with a hardcore Rated R movie, there's still all the slop they put him through that will never be forgotten. (Though I suppose if you retconned everything we've seen from Disney and pretended like none of that happened you MIGHT be able to pull something off)

The best thing that could happen to Vader and Star Wars is Disney sells off the rights. Maybe somehow Lucas could get them back.
 
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Unfortunately Disney has neutered Vader to the point of no return. Even with a hardcore Rated R movie, there's still all the slop they put him through that will never be forgotten. (Though I suppose if you retconned everything we've seen from Disney and pretended like none of that happened you MIGHT be able to pull something off)

The best thing that could happen to Vader and Star Wars is Disney sells off the rights. Maybe somehow Lucas could get them back.
I agree with you about them selling off the rights I do believe I'd rather see the new movie produced by M Night shalamayahan at this point.
 
Just work on new characters,the old ones are what they are. Cant change it now.
 
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