WAR PLATINUM MIKE PERRY

Perry shuts his lights off.

It's gonna be one of those scary KO's where you're immediately worried about the opponent. I just Ponz will be okay.
 
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Remember you have the power
 
given the lackluster fights ufc has put on as of late, only the platinum one can breathe life back in to the Ultimate Fighting Cadaver.

war perry.
 
What's up, motherfuckers? This is the new edition of the PLATINUM MIKE PERRY WAR WAGON.

His fight on December 16 is the next step for the warrior from Flint, Michigan. Enchant the MMA world once again, Platinum one.

Always outnumbered, never outgunned.

One time outrunned.

The UFC is dying and we all know it. Bow your head to the man who reminds us of a time when being a mixed martial artist meant fighting hard, fighting fair, and fighting whoever they give you next.

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Platinum Mike Perry will face Pozi- Ponzbi- how's the dude called? Anyway, that guy who thinks eyepokes are a legit technique. Let's see how that plays out, Santiago.

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Ponz is legit - he beat Gunnar Nelson - but let's see how legit he'll be once Platinum Mike gives him the black belt level hands. When Platinum Mike beats Ponz we might be in for a top 10 rank. Maybe even a title eliminator...

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@Fossor

Until then let us wave the burning flag of the JBG prophet Platinum Mike. Keep your hands up and your chin down.

ARISE, PLATINUM NATION! ARISE ONCE MORE!

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@Kristian82


EDIT: Post number 10,000. Wanted it to be special. Show some love, Sherdog!

How Did U Call Me ?

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PMP by absolute destruction. The hardest hitting fighter in mma and it's not even close.
 
Dark Platinum and LiL Platz ain't fake behind.
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I think haters will start accusing Platinum of roids soon because it's hard to believe a normal human being could hold such power in his hands but then again PMP is anything but a normal human being.
 
When will white men learn not to poke black men in the eyes? Remember what happened to Gus after he poked Rumble? This will be another one of those destructions after an eye poke to the black man.
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What's it take to join this Club, been watching Perry for a while know, dudes got an Elbow from hell I know that.
 
Perry via destruction. The ponz won’t be able to handle perry’s Eye poke defense and leaves on a stretcher.

Platinum bless.
 
What's it take to join this Club, been watching Perry for a while know, dudes got an Elbow from hell I know that.

It doesn't take much, we welcome all nationalities, ethnities, races and religions. Racists are welcome also. We are currently looking for Asians as the average dick size for Platinum nation has exceeded 9 inches and we are looking to balance things a bit.
 
What's up, motherfuckers? This is the new edition of the PLATINUM MIKE PERRY WAR WAGON.

His fight on December 16 is the next step for the warrior from Flint, Michigan. Enchant the MMA world once again, Platinum one.

Always outnumbered, never outgunned.

One time outrunned.

The UFC is dying and we all know it. Bow your head to the man who reminds us of a time when being a mixed martial artist meant fighting hard, fighting fair, and fighting whoever they give you next.

Sxs6FC3.png


Platinum Mike Perry will face Pozi- Ponzbi- how's the dude called? Anyway, that guy who thinks eyepokes are a legit technique. Let's see how that plays out, Santiago.

aCBAtVy.png


Ponz is legit - he beat Gunnar Nelson - but let's see how legit he'll be once Platinum Mike gives him the black belt level hands. When Platinum Mike beats Ponz we might be in for a top 10 rank. Maybe even a title eliminator...

Ab44DXX.jpg

@Fossor

Until then let us wave the burning flag of the JBG prophet Platinum Mike. Keep your hands up and your chin down.

ARISE, PLATINUM NATION! ARISE ONCE MORE!

9TVJzg1.jpg

@Kristian82


EDIT: Post number 10,000. Wanted it to be special. Show some love, Sherdog!


During his ring walk, he should set some tap water from flint a'blaze !!


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WHAT A DUMP!!
 
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Good shoops. Particularly the Diablo one. Platinum defeats the butcher by fear in round 1. Ponzi is “fresh meat”.

Absolutely shocked at how many Diablo nerds were present to catch that reference. Then again, not shocked.
 
It doesn't take much, we welcome all nationalities, ethnities, races and religions. Racists are welcome also. We are currently looking for Asians as the average dick size for Platinum nation has exceeded 9 inches and we are looking to balance things a bit.

Actually, 9 inches is the Median. (Which would imply that about 50% of us exceed 9 inches.)
 

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