WAR ROOM LOUNGE V17: The Stuff Under Your You-Know-What

[luckyshot]

It's called public fridging, hot new green trend in the swankier hoods. We were going to tell you about it but there were concerns that you may not be on that level.

I can imagine nothing worse than this concept.

That would cause me to purchase a firearm.

Protect my family? Meh. I've got a dog for that.

Protect me beers? Strap me up.

 

[Gregolian]

That would cause me to purchase a firearm.

That'd cause me to look up the Anarchist Cookbook.

 

[Gregolian]

I just realized I still haven't seen Black Panther. Think I might rectify that tonight.

 

[Prokofievian]

Someone just put something in my fridge without asking... and it leaked... and it smells like ass.

How is that cool?

Spoiler

It's not.

I work in Engineering research and so there's a lot of people from China in my office. Some Chinese food smells awesome. Some Chinese food smells like honest to goodness kitchen refuse left out in the sun. I have no idea what it was, but it was offensive to all human decency.

 

[Fawlty]

New Fred is up

 

[Trotsky]

Why do random people have access to your refrigerator?

I once put a poop in a sealed tupperware container and hid it in the closet of a friend of mine who lived in our fraternity house. Two years later, when he moved out he found the container and opened to find the worst smell imaginable.

Friends can do terrible/hilarious things.