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my ex-wife.
Tell us more . . .
my ex-wife.
she's had more riders than desert orchid, and was referred to by her own brother as a "black mans piece of meat" found this out after we where married.Tell us more . . .
I legit lost it laughing when I got to this parti dont know how many she slept with, but years ago i was bored one night and i realized i had never slept with a rotund woman. i thought that all dudes should at least once (they shouldnt, so if you havent, never believe this). so back then they had chat rooms people went to and i found a portly girl with a pleasant face. we talked a bit and since i didnt know here and she was big boned, i felt little need to respect her. so i asked what the quickest she had ever slept with anyone was. she said 24 hours. i suggested we break that record. she agreed.
i drove like an hour just across the kentucky border. it was strange because in this case it seemed the camera actually took 10-40 lbs off. it was definitely her, just a bit bigger. but oh well, i was gonna go through with it. so we got in my car and drove off. after like 5 minutes of talking i asked her what she was waiting for and to get to work. she promptly did. i enjoyed the comforts of her mouth for the rest of the drive.
upon arrival to our destination we went inside and started the foreplay. it was at this point i really began to see the error of my ways. i began imagining my last girlfriend and hoped to just get it over with and be done. we moved to the floor and when her top came off i realized she had some severe chafing under her arms do to her arms rubbing against her ample body. this made me even more grossed on. but again, i decided to carry on.
as i climbed on top, i only wanted to get it done with. i didnt care if she got hers, i just wanted to get mine as quickly as possible. it was at this point i recalled my first girl poster and hoped that it would help speed things along.
however, this joyous thought was competing with the fact that i realized my elbows were not touching the ground as i was on top of her. She must have been a legit 250. I started to panic, but carried on for what seemed like an hour, but in reality was probably 60-90 seconds max. I finished and immediately abandoned ship. She then tried to cuddle with me, but i was deathly afraid of the chafing. and now that i was already "relieved" i had nothing to keep my mind off the contact.
i told her i was glad i could help her break her record, but i really had to go. i wasnt exactly rude, but i also didnt give a shit about how she felt.
i drove her back to her car and lied, telling her i would definitely give her a call. i drove off desperately in need of a shower. however, karma would strike and i received a speeding ticket on the way home. to further compound matters, i neglected to pay the ticket (i forget why, it was a long time ago) and my license ended up getting suspended until i fixed all that.
what was the question again?
Whats hilarious is you think you're better than that chick, when in reality you put your Peter in a hole that a bunch of your gross friends had just stuck their wangs in... ewwww.LOL... no criminal empire. That was in my early 20s. Im 42 now and been with my wife for 18 years. I was NEVER interested in pimping hoes. One of my friends pimped a few...nothing major. I was actually kind of scared when we ran a train on that chick because she was feeling nice and I was always scared of bitches saying they got raped. She woke up in my bed next to me. My friend was on the couch in my room...rest of the guys in other rooms. When I woke up I fucked her again then called her a cab to new jersey. I told my friends to be quiet so that she didnt get uncomfortable or have big regrets now that she was sober. Theae idiots waited until she walked out my building and was walking toward the cab to start yelling shit out the window to her from the 6th floor. Stupid shit like..."thank you/ call me baby/ we love you". I remember her looking up at them...i was nervous but nothing bad happened. A few weeks later I found her panties under a couch cushion...I lold. I dont think she even bothered looking for them when she left.
Today she is probably somebody's wife and mother.
Whats hilarious is you think you're better than that chick, when in reality you put your Peter in a hole that a bunch of your gross friends had just stuck their wangs in... ewwww.
Not sure what you mean exactly on that first part, sounds like everyone was doing a lot of fucking that night. I personally would never fuck a girl that I knew had banged a bunch of my friends, thats fucking gross.Hahaha...
So i assume you rather get fucked than do the fucking?
I went first...but I did hit it again the next morning. Used a condom both times. Like I said...she was gorgeous...hard to pass on.
Not sure what you mean exactly on that first part, sounds like everyone was doing a lot of fucking that night. I personally would never fuck a girl that I knew had banged a bunch of my friends, thats fucking gross.
You said she's probably someones wife/mother, probably so. You said you are married, how does your wife feel about this particular night?
I'm just ribbing you, but also tryng to illustrate a point to some of these younger single posters that are obsessed with the aparent fear of marrying a former whore.I didn't tell my wife. The same way I wouldn't tell my mother. I have no problem telling my brother or my friends or some bozos on line. Don't try to slut shame me.
We are now brothers in fapdomThis girl used to live next door to me. Reverse image search her. You're welcome
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More than once I fapped to her before work then waved to her on my way out the doorWe are now brothers in fapdom
This girl used to live next door to me. Reverse image search her. You're welcome
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Alicia Angel.name please?
mehh.. That's an average size for a sherdogger7.534433243424324234243234cm
By Biggest Sloot - I mean the woman/slut who has slept with the most men (or the like) - that you know.
Paid prostitutes/porn stars/celebs do not count for the purpose of this thread.
I have 2 that come to mind.
#1 Was this White Girl (one of the few WGs) in HS who went by the name Lincoln. Lincoln Continentals were the car of choice of Cab/Taxi companies in The Bronx in the early 90s. People called her Lincoln because "everyone could get a ride". A LOT/Most of the guys in HS banged her. I didn't know her very well until senor year when she was in one of my classes and she asked me to bang her. I had a GF at the time but I would have said no either way. She was decent looking - not great. About 10 years after HS - I saw her again and she looked strung out on drugs. She was working as a prostitute under the 4 train. I know I said no paid prostitutes but she was #1 even before I saw her working the streets.
#2 ...2nd year in college there was a freshman Indian girl. Very pretty. You could tell her parents did not allow her to do much while in HS but now away in college she was trying to wild out. A LOT/Most of the guys I knew fucked her. One idiot made her his girl friend (she was pretty) and would walk around holding her hand LOL. One day while she was still his GF - I asked her to come to my room. I fucked her and asked her to stay put because "my friend had a big crush on her and wanted to meet her". My friend fucked her after I did - then we sent her to her boy friend's room. We assume she fucked at least 3 guys that day.
#3 - in before my mom.
Who is the biggest slut you know?