oh shit, now that you think about it i would tongue punch her fart box.
in exchange for stock trading advice, i would even consider sacrificing my dignity and giving nancy pelosi a nice little rimming too.
yeah don't tell me you wouldn't either once you see those dollar bills glistening in your eyes. your reputation wouldn't be permanently damaged either. after all, people have already long forgotten about rikishi giving vince mcmahon the stinkface, so i'm sure it won't be hard for them to forget about your dirty laundry too.