I was in her guard for 30 seconds when I felt the hard on... my spine shutters.
BJJ Erotica. Nice! What you weren't prepared for is what she taught you...
I was in her guard for 30 seconds when I felt the hard on... my spine shutters.
Ray Elbe's (he is the owner of Tiger Muay Thai in Thailand) most awkward moment was caught on camera
I was rolling with this chick and we were practicing technique and we were in north south position. I would rate the girl like a 6. Well, while i was on the bottom, she had her cooch on my face. She was wearing really loose shorts so her panties would show. But the worst part about it, it smelled unbelievable horrible. I had to hold me breath dude, it was disgusting. Smelled worse than most guys i train with.
how do autistics do bjj? I believe they don't like being touchedi can see that being a little awkward. i actually help train some students who are full functioning autistic and i always see people initially get uncomfortable rolling with them at first but when you realize that (imo) all bjj should be about helping each other, you think less about how it would reflect on you and more about how to help the other person improve their game. that and some of these kids are brutally strong.
how do autistics do bjj? I believe they don't like being touched
I posted this one a few weeks ago on here. It happened to another guy in our class, but it's been pretty awkward around this new kid ever since...
Anyhow, about a month ago we had a new kid start training with us. He's not very big, about 5'6" ish and probably 145 lbs. I'd guess that he's about 18 years old. I've rolled with him a few times and he's kinda spaztic, especially when he's pinned on the bottom, you can see him panic a little. We didn't think much of it since he was new and everyone was trying to help talk him through escapes and such while he rolled. So on Monday, we were working side control escapes. The last half of class we always drill what we've learned and then do some open mat rolling. When we went to rolling, this kid pairs up with another kid about his size, and they start to roll. The other kid, being more experienced relatively quickly passes his guard and mounts him. The new kid struggles for a few seconds, and then out of the blue reaches his head up and bites the other kid square on the nipple. We're talking about a full on intentional latching on to his nipple so hard that it left teeth marks from his bottom teeth. The other kid who is about as nice as they come screams and immediately stops rolling. The new kid says that it was an accident and that he did it on instinct. Anyhow, the whole ordeal was really awkward for everyone after the fact because no one wants to roll with him now. Then again the other day, two other guys were rolling and the new kid starts encouraging the guy on bottom to bite the guy on top and for the life of us, we couldn't tell if he was joking or not.
Ray Elbe's (he is the owner of Tiger Muay Thai in Thailand) most awkward moment was caught on camera
HAHAHAHA, yeah. Its funny that every gym no matter what city still has the same guys.
1. Protein fart guy
2. Sweaty guy
4. Bad breath guy
5. Wait till everyones tired before you start rolling guy
6. 15 min late guy
7 Pre excuse guy
the list goes on and on and they are everywhere