Best mma quotes

[7 others]

"OHHHH!" - Joe rogan

 

[sonofjay817]

Shamrock, master of the unintentionally hilarious.

Don't know why, but for some reason I can't help but love the guy.

 

[Unfinished Sentenc]

"You know what conor told me? he said he wants khabib in russia. Isn't he fucking awesome?"

 

[sonofjay817]

"Men, women, children, retarded people. If you hit me, we're gonna fight." - Krazy Horse

I never knew he said that. That's hilarious.

 

[FrontNakedChoke]

"Men, women, children, retarded people. If you hit me, we're gonna fight." - Krazy Horse

This one still makes me laugh every time.

 

[sonofjay817]

"You know what conor told me? he said he wants khabib in russia. Isn't he fucking awesome?"

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[AminoAcid]

"The eggplant will salute other pigeons".

 

[AminoAcid]

"It takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar".

 

[AleYeah]

"OHHHH!" - Joe rogan

Ha! I’ve read your post multiple times, and hear Joe’s scream each time.

 

[Unfinished Sentenc]

"I am boxing" - jake shields

 

[WaylonMercy5150]

"Don't vote him off. Beat him off!" Dana White

 

[Shogun Sakuraba]

I trainy, I eaty, I sleepy.

 

[mb23100]

"Yeah"
-Mark Hunt

 

[Unfinished Sentenc]

 

[mikehunt]

"I'm the oldest right now that I've ever been..." - Tim Sylvia

 

[mb23100]

"I'm the oldest right now that I've ever been..." - Tim Sylvia

Lol haven't heard that one before

 

[Unfinished Sentenc]

"I like to fuck gravedigger in the ass"

 

[ShinyaAokiFan]

 

[mikehunt]

"Up up up up up up up up up up!!!" - Tito Ortiz

 

[elwoood11]

I don't care if it's
1 on 1...
2 on 1...
or 5 on 1..... At the end of the day they'll all need 9-1-1

- Chael