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Here was my initial review.Still haven't seen the first one, what was your review of it Dragon?
Damn surprised at 7/10, after reading it I figured I'd see a 5.5 at best, think you were generous with rating after all the things you didn't like. I've noticed tho that you are a lot like me when I watch films, you like almost everything, and have a hard time hating anythingHere was my initial review.
Update: May 14, 2014
Dragonlord's Review of GODZILLA (No Spoilers)
Bottom Line: Gareth Edwards' somber-toned Godzilla is a far superior remake than the much-maligned 1988 version but the dull human characters and lackluster monster brawl hinder its greatness.
Sixteen years ago, director Roland Emmerich remade Godzilla into a big budget summer blockbuster movie with disastrous results. Now, it's director Gareth Edwards turn to usher the King of Monsters into the 21st century. Edwards, who made the 2010 micro-budget Monsters, has a visual eye for demolished cities and razed countryside. Taking a page from Steven Spielberg's Jaws and Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Edwards keeps the kaijus mostly hidden to enrich the mystery and build up the tension. Problem is Edwards may have overdone it as Godzilla was frustratingly missing for a huge chunk of the time. To overcompensate for the campiness of the 1998 version, Edwards goes too far with the somber tone and neglects to balance it out with a smidgen of playful humor.
The remarkable international cast is mostly squandered on the flatly-written characters. Aaron Johnson stars as Lieutenant Ford Brody (probably a homage to Roy Scheider's character in Jaws), a bomb disarmament expert who is basically our tour guide to the monsters' path of destruction. Brody is so dull and uninteresting, which begs the question - was Taylor Kitsch too busy to take the role? The most facepalm moment of the film was when Brody calls up his nurse wife (Elizabeth Olsen) and instead of urging her to get out of San Francisco with their son because all three kaijus are heading that way or that the military is planning on blowing up the city with a nuke, he tells her to stay put and wait for him to arrive the next day so that they can get out together.
The adorable and talented Elizabeth Olsen is just wasted here, who spends most of her time ducking for cover. Ken Watanabe plays the chief scientist in charge of studying these monsters who frequently has the same facial expression of awe and horror in almost every scene, even when watching Bryan Cranston being interrogated. When Watanabe advises the Admiral to allow the monsters to duke it out, to "let them fight," I wished he would said instead, "let them bang bro." The most compelling character among the bunch is no doubt physicist Joe Brody played by Cranston, whose performance is at times bordering on being hammy.
But the audience didn't come for the human characters, they came to see the Big G battling other gigantic monsters and city-wide destruction on a massive scale. In that criteria, the film delivers. The battles are mostly viewed through the eyes of the human spectators. Measuring up to 350 feet, this Godzilla is the tallest (and fattest) incarnation of the monster to date. Replicating the man in rubber suit design of the classic Toho films, the chaotic good Godzilla is spectacular to behold and is the hero of the film. His opponents are the MUTOs (Massive Unidentified Terrestrial Organism) which looks like a cross between a Pterodactyl and a cockroach. The winged MUTO design is fine but wished the other and much bigger one had a drastically different design.
The special effects are magnificent, but the monster battle scenes are mostly tedious and lack a certain creativity, making this the Chris Nolan of the kaiju movies. Chalk it up to unfortunate circumstances that this film comes out a year after Guillermo del Toro's Pacific Rim where the action choreography was splendidly inventive and exciting. Not helping is Alexandre Desplat's dreary score during the climactic monster brawl. Godzilla's two finishing moves were kick-ass though and the first time he uses his atomic breath was pretty cool.
Overall, Gareth Edwards' Godzilla is a far superior remake than the much-maligned 1988 version but the dull human characters and uninspiring monster brawl hinder its greatness. Don't see this in 3D, the post conversion is awful with the effects virtually non-existent. There's no post-credit scene.
Rating: 7/10
Yeah, you're not the first to comment that my review for Godzilla does not fit with my rating. Despite my numerous complaints, I enjoyed watching it at the cinema. As I said in the 4th paragraph, "the audience didn't come for the human characters, they came to see the Big G battling other gigantic monsters and city-wide destruction on a massive scale. In that criteria, the film delivers."Damn surprised at 7/10, after reading it I figured I'd see a 5.5 at best, think you were generous with rating after all the things you didn't like. I've noticed tho that you are a lot like me when I watch films, you like almost everything, and have a hard time hating anything
Lol, what the fuck?
DL was suuuuper generous in his score. I know you didn't ask me, but here's a copy of my review from back then:Still haven't seen the first one, what was your review of it Dragon?
but king kong is so small compared to godzilla. are they going to bulk up king kong?
he is gonna be on the horse meat diet.
Would honestly prefer Godzilla vs King Ghidorah than Godzilla vs King Kong.
Legendary Godzilla is massive
Kong is going to need to eat a shit ton of horse meat
Update: December 14, 2016
Legendary's GODZILLA Sequel Title is GODZILLA: KING OF MONSTERS