If you could go back to anywhere in time

Just before the bible was written and knock off the dudes who wrote it
 
Go back in time and jizz into the primordial soup.
 
I'd travel to a day before that huge $1 billion Powerball a few years ago now that I know the numbers.
But it would be best to go the week before it was won so you would be the sole winner.
 
I go back to right before Bisping Rockhold 2 and literally bet my house and life savings on Bisping by round 1 ko.
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I'd Go back to GSP vs Serra bet in on Serra tko round 1.
 
I'd go back to 2010, use all of my savings at the time ($2000) to purchase Bitcoin. They were worth 10 cents each back then. If I sold near Christmas time last year, I'd be worth at least $300 million, assuming I could convert the useless hype coins to cash.
 
i go back to the time men were debating on giving women equal rights. i'd kick them all in the nuts.
 
The problem with that is that all sorts of legal challenges about absentee landlords could come up in the mean time that you could lose in absentia. If you just have some stocks sitting in a strong box or something, they keep their value and they stay yours.
True, I'd have to put in some sort of mechanism to maintain my ownership and rights regardless of squatters.
 
Realistically i wouldnt be able to get by if i wanted to go back hundreds of years to see the things i really want to see. The languages are alot different,and constant threat of death alot more prevelant esp if you dont know what your doing. That Michael Chrichton book Timeline is a sobering reminder how going to 14th century France,you probably wouldnt last a half hr hahaha

"Graduate researchers Chris Hughes, Kate Erickson, André Marek, and David Stern follow Johnston to ITC and meet its founder Robert Doniger, who tells them Johnston has used their quantum technology to travel to the year 1357. Chris, Kate, and Marek agree to travel back themselves to recover him. When they arrive, though, they are immediately attacked by horsemen who kill the ITC military escorts. "
 
Maybe go back to Roman times and pretend to be Japanese tourist snapping pictures everywhere. The real question would be if you couldn't die, would you go back and start at the earliest civilization. No jumping back to present day.
 
Some time after a huge war where it's like a 20:1 girl:dude ratio
 
Damn, dude got banned after 7 messages. That must be some sort of record.


And I would go back in time like 8 minutes ago. I would fuck myself then fight myself. Or fight myself then fuck myself.
 
May/June 1938

i'd bring a few of these back in my backpack.

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What is that tje first superman?
Old West days, post civil war. Probably Dodge City, or Tombstone. If we could bring items it would probably be an AK 47 with a bunch of ammo, just in case.

Nice. Id go to a period of time were i could just have a harem and fuck tons of women snd also steal gold. And precious diamonds. Preferably a time before guns. Id bring razors back and have my women shave.
 
You expect to live a week in the Jurassic period with nothing but a backpack?

I'll keep an eye out for your fossil, bro.


This sounds ghey af

I'd hit up ancient rome, orgies and the colosseum
 
I'd go back to Lonesome Dove try'n see if I can rustle me up a card game and a whore
It's sad that a vast majority of people don't know how epic that western is. The word epic gets used a lot, so much that it has lost it's meaning, but Lonesome Dove is quite literally an epic Western film.
 
KT Event. Fireworks, floods, waves and eruptions would have been epic. This is of course in a bullet proof bubble scenario but would be hard to beat.

On the human scale, the construction of the Great pyramid, all stages through time.
 
id go back to early 1800s or late 1700's and bring toothpaste
 
For some reason the first thing that popped in my head was that i'd go hang out for a week at the Playboy Mansion at its peak with Hugh and the ladies.
 
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