Media Is Dana White on some sort of stimulant here?

[BJJ4Tone]

He's literally just following the 9 Ancestral Tenets.

 

[griffithberserk]

Imagine believing that this was a "sport?" Next new sport Dana promotes will be Power Toe Stomping and it will feature the top athletic talent the world has to offer

 

[Local Plata]

He knows he's talking to shithole state morons on that shitty platform rumble, so he has to speak their language.

 

[Lucas1980]

Seems like he's just doing a WWE like schtick for promotion reasons..

 

[Doughie99]

Geeked out Dana is my favorite version of Dana.

just coupla rails of Peruvian flake in the War Room. usual thing.
There's a little locked draw full of it probably...

 

[Nathan LaMontagne]

He’s gakked out and totally zeeked on Chrystal meth. After this video he ripped out all the dry wall and stole all the copper pipes threw it all in a shopping cart and headed out to the parking lot where he stole Daniel Cormiers catalytic converter. From there he went to the metal recycling plant and cashed in and legend has it he donated the proceeds to fighter Kevin lee.

Then he bought scratcher tickets.

 

[Pharenheit]

 

[Elvis.]

Everything about his performance, from his presentation to what he’s trying to sell is embarrassing

 

[Van Daz]

Geeked out Dana is my favorite version of Dana.

Sounds like a WWE announcer or wrestler going full retard.

 

[MuffinsAppletree]

Hi Dana……

 

[PhilMcCavity]

I'm sorry... who's doing drugs here... you or Dana?

Both

 

[Clark Rogers]

Sigh...

Promoters promoting... must be drugs

 

[Van Daz]

Imagine believing that this was a "sport?" Next new sport Dana promotes will be Power Toe Stomping and it will feature the top athletic talent the world has to offer

 

[vindaloo]

he looks like he drinks a lot, very red face

 

[HaulParris]

Dana chasing that dragon

 

[Young Calf Kick]

He ain't got the cocaine eyes though

 

[Weaponized]

 

[VonSupervillain]

Just when you thought the UFC had a bunch of fat, sloppy HWs. UFC HWs looking like Chris Bumstead compared to these slaphappy slobs.

 

[EndlessCritic]

How the fuck are athletic commissions allowing this fucking nonsense?

 

[Siver!]

Just doing a promo. Some people just lose their shit and get hyper thinking it will bring the hype. I'm sure as soon as camera's cut Dana returned to his normal self.

Some times it's what's not said that resonates louder than what's yelled or shouted.

And by that, I mean Dana should have just said "Power Slap fights", pointed to the board behind him, and stared dead into the camera for 120 seconds.

That would have been an impressive promo.