Is it a bad idea to bone your housekeeper?

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  1. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    You know how I know you watch too much porn?
     
  2. TeTe

    TeTe Straight outta Vault111 Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    If you are single, this should be a no brainer, you should be pounding that.
     
  3. tonysmasseuse

    tonysmasseuse Green Belt

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    It's not wrong per se, but if she is 'a bit older' there is a good chance that she has some sexual experience and your weird advances and other hapless, virginal fumbling could cause her to die laughing, eventually. Then you would be without a housekeeper and i can't imagine mummy being very pleased with that, can you.
     
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    Lets ask this hollywood expert
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  5. Jake the Muss

    Jake the Muss Black Belt

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    @Darth_Inv1ctu5 @sissypunch @TeTe @tonysmasseuse

    You guys make it sound like it's cut and dry, but does she get paid for staying past her allotted time? Extra Christmas bonus perhaps? If she does this with me, is she doing this with my neighbors? Is this going to be a regularly scheduled occurrence?

    Has anyone else dealt with this? How did it turn out for you?

    Also, is it possible to die from blue balls syndrome?
     
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    Wide hips, think ass. Yup that's gotta be her.
     
  7. Organic Damage

    Organic Damage Dancing on the ashes of the World

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    Bone your employee?

    TS finna get #MeToo'd in this piece.
     
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  8. HelloJapan

    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    Only if she's a 9.9/10 or higher.
     
  9. HomerThompson

    HomerThompson President of the War Room Platinum Member

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  10. j123

    j123 Pro Sherdogger 500-0-1

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    The terminator did it, why not ;)
     
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  11. bandicoot

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    Still wood
     
  12. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Black Belt

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    Is that Boise, LA, c'mon man be more specific.
     
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  13. HelloJapan

    HelloJapan Talking loud and saying nothing. Platinum Member

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    Hmm...Boise, but at least a 7.5/10 LA.
     
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  14. MaxMMA

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    Maybe she wants a quickie, my guess is she's looking for a man. Don't think that she'll give it up easy just because she's a maid. If her morals where as loose as you believe them to be, I highly doubt she would be working as a cleaning lady.
     
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    Ask if she's knows how to polish wood.....

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    You tuck down? How do you tuck your erection down? If I have to get up at an inopportune time I do the belt trick and tuck it up under my belt line. The belt line holds it up against me while it goes soft then it will just fall to the left or right so its not pressing against my pants as much.

    You tucked down because you wanted her to see you little devil. I like your style. Go get'em kid.
     
  18. IloveTHIS

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    just do it you coward
     
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  20. MMA since 1993

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