ive immuned myself to the coomn cold

[Fraz]

Fascinating TS, tell us more.

 

[FacePunch]

Coomn Gang, foos.

 

[AngryWeasel]

Well he is clearly infected now.

And so are all of you posting in this thread.


















... FUCK !!!

 

[SmilinDesperado]

TS immunized himself by drinking a lot of coomn

 

[Tuf_guy]

soi i worked at and owned a bar for like a decade, and was sick all the time. shitty hours, sdhaking everyones hand, hjugging people, chealning up their dirty glasses and paltes when they came in sick, etc etc all the stuff that goes into being ina colsed space that was crowded every night for years and year, i got sick a lot. then i took a job working with kids with learning disabilities, who have terrible hygeine skills. liuke ive seen some shit, literally, all over everything. i do all kinds of adaptive stuff with them, and its pretty hands on depending ont he student, and the job is awesome. but....they put their fingeres int heir nose all day and never cover their mouth when they caugh, and have no issues rubbing snot and saliva on me. so, for the first year or so i got sick, alot. but dirrent kinds of colds, no flu type stuff. then i noticed, when i felt something coming on, it was very mild, and short lived. nothing like being laid up for 3 weeks with a caugh theat never goes away, and turns into bronchitis. then it happened, i started to get sick, i was sure of it. liek 4 days ago, woek up with sore throat, was having nghgtmares, which always happens when i sick, felt vfeverish, anbd congested. the next day, i was feeling allright, expected it to kick my ass, but then it went awat, and today m 1200% fine. i think im immuned now.
didnt ever get a flu shot or vaccines, i dont like the metals taste.

This man is either delirious or hopped up on meds. Somebody get him to bed and give him a cup o noodles

 

[Andy]

A cup of cmnoodles


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[NoGoodNamesLeft]

wh6v v

 

[ralphc1]

The minute I start to feel a cold coming on, I use the good old ChiCom remedy:

• Garlic
• Ginger
• Green Onion

Take 3 good chunks of each, chop them up and put them in a pot with 3 cups of water.
Boil it all down to 1.5 cups and strain.
Drink a half cup of this tea 3X a day.

ETA: Might want to pick up some tic tacs or gum for your dragon breath.

Just drink this;

 

[mb23100]

Jesus that was painful to read are you sure you're not one of the kids with learning disabilities.

 

[rj144]

Get to the point already. Did you have to write a 300 word essay to get to a point you easily could've said in 2-3 sentences?

That was two sentences.

 

[rj144]

Holy broken English do you have spell checker

He used to put random numbers in words a little while ago. Impossible to read. I asked him and he said his keyboard is broken. Makes no sense to me.

 

[rj144]

Jesus that was painful to read are you sure you're not one of the kids with learning disabilities.

You need another period in their too champ.

 

[steve38]

If only it was that easy to 'immune' oneself from 'cooomn' STD's.

 

[Graves The Elder]

In Russia, you don't catch common cold,
Commie Cold catches you.

 

[Spookv]

If I feel a cold coming I usually just drink a few shots of Tequila. My grandpa swore to this it seems to work for me also, haven't gotten sick in years.

 

[dc007]

You need another period in their too champ.

there

 

[rj144]

there

Touche

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Too bad you're not immune to misspelling elementary words!!

 

[John Wang]

Hi!

 

[koolinkunming]

wh6v v

Has anyone tried to check and see if he’s still alive? Looks like dude’s pretty fucked up on something. Somebody find out so I can decide if I can laugh or not.