bafflemeant
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One time I was walking in a really bad area of Providence, RI at night looking for a yoga studio that was supposed to be there that I wanted go to.
So I see all these little kids coming up to me like the thieving orphan gamins in /Hostel./ All of a sudden I feel something on my face and I realize one of them punched me.
Fortunately I am like 6'7", a powerlifter, and a jiu-jitsu champion. I took down the smallest of the children and put him in the twister and broke his spine completely. Then I picked up another kid and started swinging him around like a club to knock down all the other kids.
One of the kids tried to jump on my back and started biting my ear like some Mike Tyson wannabee. I judo-flipped him so hard you could actually see his cerebro-spinal fluid spilling out from the crack in his skull. It was completely sick and I kind of regret going so far because I probably ruined those kids' lives, but after that, no one tried to take my lunch money again.
So I see all these little kids coming up to me like the thieving orphan gamins in /Hostel./ All of a sudden I feel something on my face and I realize one of them punched me.
Fortunately I am like 6'7", a powerlifter, and a jiu-jitsu champion. I took down the smallest of the children and put him in the twister and broke his spine completely. Then I picked up another kid and started swinging him around like a club to knock down all the other kids.
One of the kids tried to jump on my back and started biting my ear like some Mike Tyson wannabee. I judo-flipped him so hard you could actually see his cerebro-spinal fluid spilling out from the crack in his skull. It was completely sick and I kind of regret going so far because I probably ruined those kids' lives, but after that, no one tried to take my lunch money again.