***NBA Regular Season Thread V3 : The Heat are gelling***

[Palpatine]

It's actually really fun and you meet a lot of good peeps. It's a lot better than doing normal boring shit like fishing, going to baseball games, etc. It's probably the most complicated card game but once you get it down it's pretty cool.

Fishing and Professional Sports are infused with so much historical and cultural wisdom that you need to reach a certain age to properly understand their true purposi.

Based on this...

I fuckin loved Magic when I was younger but holy jesus I'd rather drink bleach than go to a tournament as an adult. You've gotta be kidding me

...it seems that Magic is the exact opposite.

Like i says it says a lot by your and his game if you can't do both. Judging by the fact that if you did play MTG that's what you'd only talk about when trying to hook up with a girl.. That's kind of sad. All because you play it doesn't mean you can't talk about other things and have fun guy lol

There are things that men choose to do that simply do not resonate with women - they are above these things. When they do participate, it is so beneath them, that they begin to devolve into the same mold of people that you see in the videos. The men and women in these tournaments are virtually identical looking. You shouldn't want a woman who participates in these games. And same goes for the reverse.

Women select men that do things that can further their professional and family lives. Remember this.

 

[DangDaGawd]

You and luminaire must be a blast to hang out with in real life. Very judgemental.

I normally give fellow Lakers fans the benefit of the doubt in this thread, but a man can only be pushed so far.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

Welcome to my ignore list. Population 15

Welcome to no one gives a shit.

 

[hearthstone25]

The hatred of "nerds" in here let's me know the financial status of most here is paltry.

Not talking about that game in particular but lots of nerds are good people to know. Rich people. Lots of you sound like high school meatheads who end up working for said nerds

See you seem like act like somebody i know in real life/ in person aka good peeps.
I don't understand What the big problem with some people here have with MTG or nerds. I rarely meet or haven't met up with someone like that in such a long time. My friends and I are usually hanging out with everybody just fine and are all I think good peeps. Yeah we have a MTG get together where we all play drink play pool hang out on wendesday plus we play in a tournament once a week and in a big tournament once a month. So what? It's fun and a great way to keep up with friends over the years.

 

[Almighty Angus]

Welcome to no one gives a shit.

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

I know. I regret going out and fucking hot chicks instead of building friendships that could last forever.

Fool you're a mod on an internet forum.

Sit down.

 

[Luminaire]

You and luminaire must be a blast to hang out with in real life. Very judgemental.

If the options were.

1. Hangout with Hearthstone at a Magic: The Gathering Tournament

2. Hangout with Lumi doing whatever it is he does (no one knows, it's a mystery)

I think I'm winning this.

 

[Palpatine]

If the options were.

1. Hangout with Hearthstone at a Magic: The Gathering Tournament

2. Hangout with Lumi doing whatever it is he does (no one knows, it's a mystery)

Option 1:

Option 2:

I think I'm winning this.

To be fair, I'm not sure that you are. It would be a very difficult choice.

 

[Luminaire]

Palp salty that I rustled some feathers with his trade.

We Benz bros man... how could you?

 

[Palpatine]

Palp salty that I rustled some feathers with his trade.

We Benz bros man... how could you?

 

[hearthstone25]

It's funny about the whole not being able to bang girls while playing MTG bullshit.. One of my friends in my magic group does body building for a living also he's kind of a huge dbag but He plays more magic than me and he has hooked up with like 50 girls no lie. Most of them 8 to 9/10s. He finally settled down got married had a baby last year but before that he had a new girl every week for years. He still body builds competes for living and plays magic alot even after mariage kids.

 

[Luminaire]

Hearthstone.

Have you ever won a Magic Tournament? What is your best finish?

How much does it cost to be a Tournament level Magic player, equipment (cards?) and all.

How many hours would you say you've spent playing Magic and other card games?

What is the most satisfying part of being a Magic player? Is it the brutal trap card?

 

[Palpatine]

It's funny about the whole not being able to bang girls while playing MTG bullshit.. One of my friends in my magic group does body building for a living also he's kind of a huge dbag but He plays more magic than me and he has hooked up with like 50 girls no lie. Most of them 8 to 9/10s. He finally settled down got married had a baby last year but before that he had a new girl every week for years. He still body builds competes for living and plays magic alot even after mariage kids.

Think about this, you consider a body building huge douchebag who plays magic the gathering while he has a wife and kids a success story.

You know in my day, not being a douchebag and spending time with your wife and kids was the ideal.

 

[Luminaire]

You know in my day, not being a douchebag and spending time with your wife and kids was the ideal.

Picture of "back in Palps day"

Simpler times.

 

[kuromusha]

lmao this fucking thread right now

 

[Revolver]

Fool you're a mod on an internet forum.

Sit down.

stfu nerd

 

[faustian]

I assumed Palp wouldn't disappoint, so I clicked. It's short and BD has a total meltdown. I'm just still not sure why.

He probably boliterated the suspension on his Rascal again

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

stfu nerd

Which part gets the ladies in bed...telling them you're an internet forum hall monitor or telling them you argue all day about which big sweaty black guy is the best?

 

[Luminaire]

What kind of Dodge do you drive?

 

[Jesus H. Sherdog]

Literally had no idea I was in the NBA thread rn