Post Your Jokes its Friday Thread

[yamahacrasher]

What happens if an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?




































He breaks his nose

You clearly missed the thread about caulk transplants, and how Asian men will now take over the world.

 

[yamahacrasher]

What’s the difference between marmalade and jam?

You can’t marmalade your cock into a chick’s ass

One of my favorite jokes, but I prefer it using Jam and Jelly.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

whats brown and rhymes with snoop?



























Dr Dre

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

whats brown and sticky?






































a stick

 

[minute bull]

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

whats the difference between an alligator and a crocodlile?





































one you see later, and the other u see in a while

 

[pookiyama]

Whats the difference between a swimming pool and a 12 year old??




Swimming pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

Somehow, I've never heard this set-up, and i know alot of jokes. Thank you.

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey...


But, then i turned myself around.

This can be made into a really good anti-joke that runs on too long.

 

[pookiyama]

How do you know when a Puerto Rican is on her period?

When she's only wearing one sock.


Also. Chickpea/Lentil - GOAT Joke.

 

[Ignicious]

A priest, a rabbi and a muslim walks into a bar
The bartender says "what is this? some kind of a joke?"

I have a friend who's gay
It's a pain in the ass

Why does jews have big noses?
because air is free...

Do you know why there aren't any Puerto ricans in star trek?
Because they don't have jobs in the future either

 

[Cole train]

A Finn, a somali, and a russian go to a whorehouse

Finn goes to whorehouse to fuck a hooker

A somali goes to whorehouse to work as a janitor

Russian goes to whorehouse to pick up his wife

 

[BEATDOWNS]

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Spoiler

because they taste funny

 

[punky brewster]

 

[Tacotuesday]

What's Jenny's favorite drink?










Rum Forrest rum

 

[JabToucher]

Made this thread so I could tell this joke. Are you ready? It's a doozy!

If you're Canadian when you enter the bathroom, and you're Canadian when you come out, what are you when you're in the Bathroom?



























European.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

If a chick tells you she has a nipple ring the only correct response is.. ‘I don’t believe you’

 

[Tone C]

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.




I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?' I said ‘No, six should be enough.'


I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.



Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on her face.
She told her mum, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today." Before mum could raise a concern Sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut..."
With a secret smile mum asked, "Was it really small?"
Sally replied, "No... really salty!"

 

[burningspear]

How do you get a gay man to fuck a girl?



















Throw some shit up her cunt.

 

[SL1200]

I'm afraid to post my joke...

 

[JabToucher]

My sex life.

One on going joke.

 

[misterfurious]

A Frenchman, a Brit, and an American are captured by a tribe of cannibals in the wilds of ,uh, some place that has cannibals. The 3 plead for their lives as a cauldron of water is prepared to boil them in. The cannibal chief is moved by their pleading and tells them “We’re still going to eat you and make a canoe out of your skins, but you may choose how you die.”

The Frenchman ask for a pistol, shouts “C’est la vie!” and shoots himself in the head...the Englishman ponders it for a moment; and asks for some poison. Chugging it, he cries “God save the Queen!” and falls over dead. The cannibals all turn to the American, who asks for a fork. Upon being handed the fork, the American begins violently stabbing himself all over his body to the cannibal’s amazement.

After stabbing virtually every place he can reach, he screams at them
“SCREW YOUR DAMN CANOE!!!”