3/10
I like my pizza savory, not sweet. It's already got a fuck-tonne of carbs with the crust; you don't need to turn it into candy with BBQ sauce and pineapples (and even the tomatoes).
The stuffed crust, bacon, and onions are good. You fucked up the rest, IMO. I'm sure you'll enjoy it, as it's your pie, but this pizza is like bad sex. It's that free pizza you still eat, but think, "What the fuck were they thinking?" while you're eating it.
Edit: Or that free pizza you still eat, but pick off all the pineapples and think, "What the fuck was he thinking? while you're eating it.