Overview of campaign promises
Obviously not completely neutral, but I tried to be where I could. If something important is missing, tag me and link to your post / speech where you promise something and I will add it (I will also carry this over to the voting thread).
@Jack V Savage
Promised to stay in his own thread and not post elsewhere.
@Amerikuracana
Promised gf boobie pics without nipples. A little uncertainty whether offer still stands after meltdown on page 13 of prior thread.
@MusterX
Promised long series of conspiracy-themed threads.
@panamaican
Promised unbridled arrogance and intellectual superiority.
@JDragon
Promised to make the War Room great again:
- Will introduce Poster of the Month, Shitposter of the Month, extreme vetting of new posters (equalling a Wall to Mayberry and F2)
- Those who nominate for PotM and SPotM are in the running for monthly Presidential Medals of Honors that come with free Plats months - but only if it is done against political leaning
- That means you get rewarded if you acknowledge good posts from your ideological opponents or call out buddies for the bullshit they write
- Promised to not favor one side, to be ensured by always having nominations from both (or multiple) sides in monthly polls
- Promised special prosecutor for Jack V Savage and @RexKwonDo
@HomerThompson
Promised dick pics. Unclear whether of himself.
@Space
Promised nothing.
@HereticBD
Promised that when he is "War Room Overlord", there will be less thread merging. Unclear how he wants to achieve that in his sticky thread.
@lfd0311
Promised nothing
@CEROVFC
Promised to mock people in a "Stupidest thread of the day" declaration.
@Overpressure
Made a lot of crazy promises he does not intend to keep. His words, not mine!
@Palis
Promised a different forum structure - a War Room for everyone and a War Room for insiders only where ony those who prove worthy in the War Room for everyone can get in. Appears to have silently buried the idea after realizing it was probably not that good and there was no way to get this done. Now only promises better boobs pics than Amerikuracana.
@Clippy
Promised nothing.
@m52nickerson
Not running any more - endorsed JDragon
@snakedafunky
Promised a "free War Room". Unclear what that means.