Heres one from school, not a streetfight but a fight all the same. We used to have a huge soccer field next to the school. In the recess/break all the kids used to play soccer.
There were these guys from the 8th grade that had a nice way to pass the time during the break. They would stroll through the field or wait, and catch a stray football, boot it high into the air and sometimes out of the playground. All the lil kids used to get upset and plead to be given the ball back.
Anywayz one time, a guy called Adel got this ball and booted it, got it again, booted it, few times. The lil kid whose ball it was came up to Adel said "Give me my ball back!". Adel goes "Why?". Kid says "Coz its mine". Adel says "So?" and boots it again. The kid rushes in and pushes Adel who barely moves and slaps the kid hard across the face. The kid starts crying and says "I'm gonna tell my brother" and runs off. Adel says "Yeah, whatever..." and the guys start looking for other victims.
After a while this huge guy from the 11th grade walks up with the lil kid to Adel and asks the kid "this the guy?" kid nods his head. The brother walks up to Adel and pushes him saying "Why the fuck didja slap my bro?". Adel steps back up to him and theres a staredown.
Adel brings both his hands up to catch him or push him..we never found out. The brother caught both his hands, headbutted Adel hard in the nose and then put his right leg behind Adel's legs and threw him judo style into the ground. Adel lands headfirst and gets KTFO. He was out and his nose was bleeding. (I remember me and my mates were like WOOOOWWWW!!!) The brother kneels down to check on Adel and i think was lilttle worried. "Get me some water" he says to his lil bro who runs up to the water cooler near by and gets a glass of water. He flicks the glass and splashes water on his face. Adel comes to and mumbles "Fuck....".
The brother grabs him by the shirt, says "Don't fuck with my brother again", gets up and walks away.
My mates and I kept laughing the rest of the day in class. Got asked why by teachers and after that laughed at Adel whenever we saw him.
jeez that came out long. Im suprised i remember it so clearly.