Trump plays 4d chess with the sun

[tonni]

Yeah it hurt our eyes, I don't know if it did damage.

it might have fried your brain

 

[tonni]

Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. Trump will do the next best thing: stare at it.

that's from that Burns vs the sun episode correct?

 

[tonni]

we now have definite proof though that, yes it is possible to cuck the tuck.

 

[Striker Fox]

Trump stared at the sun and the sun blinked.

Spoiler

 

[HIMBOB]

This incident is a perfect microcosm for Trump and his presidency.

Exactly what I thought except i still can't think of right word instead of microcosm. Allegory, symbol, portrayal...nothing seems right.

 

[Fire Belly]

in fairness, so did the clintons

Jesus fucking Christ

 

[Son of Jamin]

It just goes to show that Trump is the center of the universe and everything revolves around him.

 

[hillelslovak87]

I said the same thing IRL today

I am struggling to remember a Dubya Bush incident that was that bad. It is like a toddler cleaning their diaper by rubbing it on the floor.

 

[Oeshon]

you have to be a pussy not to be able to look at the sun. i do it everyday and my eyes are strong AF

 

[Bloodworth]

I watched the eclipse with no glasses, feel fine today

 

[klnOmega]

in fairness, so did the clintons

And John Podesta is famous for looking at sons.

 

[klnOmega]

We only got a cool eclipse at all because of Trump. Under Obama, NASA was too busy with global warming and diversity panels to do cool shit like solar eclipses.

 

[ShadowRun]

He's a god and can do these things without any danger to himself and LOL at this , this is a good one

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

 

[Limbo Pete]

Since the beginning of time man has yearned to destroy the sun. Trump will do the next best thing: stare at it.

This post is solid gold

 

[Dr J]

I gave him a pass on the two scoops scandal, but this is it for me.

#ImpeachBurger

 

[Andy Capp]

Exactly what I thought except i still can't think of right word instead of microcosm. Allegory, symbol, portrayal...nothing seems right.

Portrait?

 

[HIMBOB]

Portrait?

Ohh nice.

Caricature?

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

First it was "who knew Healthcare could be so complicated" and now it's "who knew the sun could be so bright".

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]