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How did ya get a heart attack at 18? Eat bacon sandwhiches everyday?
WRONG! I am tight like a 14 year old boy's butthole.sucuri said:You loose. But you are probably used to that.
i thought u wanted this thread to die, but then u go and make a comment like that, its about to get really crowded in hereMaxwell said:WRONG! I am tight like a 14 year old boy's butthole.
Shit, you're right. I'm going to have nearly every OT'er post stalking me now.grind119 said:i thought u wanted this thread to die, but then u go and make a comment like that, its about to get really crowded in here
I think you might need some help. Dont be afraid to talk to us. We are your friends. So come on spill the beans. what did your mom and dad do to you when you were a child?Maxwell said:WRONG! I am tight like a 14 year old boy's butthole.
Goth_Judoka said:How did ya get a heart attack at 18? Eat bacon sandwhiches everyday?
sucuri said:What did your mom and dad do to you when you were a child?
my mom told me i couldnt be on the chess team cuz i would get tendonitis,Goth_Judoka said:Probably not get him involved in contact sports.
They told me not to whine about my injuries.sucuri said:I think you might need some help. Dont be afraid to talk to us. We are your friends. So come on spill the beans. what did your mom and dad do to you when you were a child?
You have no injuries. Thats why you cant talk about em. Its kinda hard to get an injury from your keyboard. Its ok though. Its never to late to start to train. You would feel better about yourself, being able to relate and all.Maxwell said:They told me not to whine about my injuries.
No matter how bad you want me to join your bitch about injuries fest, I am not going to tell you about my injuries.sucuri said:You have no injuries. Thats why you cant talk about em. Its kinda hard to get an injury from your keyboard. Its ok though. Its never to late to start to train. You would feel better about yourself, being able to relate and all.
you should try the strength and conditioning thread, as this is not the correct section for this question. you wont get a serious response.sucuri said:I have been involved in mma for 9 years. Just wondering If the rest of you stay injuried. Here are some of mine. 1. Torn ligament R/ancle = never will heal. 2. Shatterd bone R/elbow = never will heal. 3. Broke middle finger. 4. Torn ligament R/knee Healed (Almost cost me my life) 5. Sprained wrist so bad, could not do anything with right hand. 6. Shattered shin = never willl heal. 7. Lower back strain ongoing. 8. Torn ligament R/ elbow. Thats just the ones I can think of of the top of my head. I believe, If your not getting injured your probably aren't training hard.
And this guy wonders why I am being a dick.Britt/Scot said:you should try the strength and conditioning thread, as this is not the correct section for this question. you wont get a serious response.
(by the way I have a busted knee)
i feel like u owe me like 200 bucks for listening to that, well i guess im supposed to give u some type of advice hmm lets see, ur gay, just deal with it, there, i take paypal or personel check ur choiceMaxwell said:Ok fine, fine, the details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it
Maxwell said:Ok fine, fine, the details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it
You are ok maxwell. I knew you would think of some crazy crap to talk about.Maxwell said:Ok fine, fine, the details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it
sucuri said:She said she came in the bathroom to check on me and all she saw was ass and balls.
He asked...grind119 said:i feel like u owe me like 200 bucks for listening to that, well i guess im supposed to give u some type of advice hmm lets see, ur gay, just deal with it, there, i take paypal or personel check ur choice