SI: Cormier wants to go to WWE to be in Royal Rumble (after UFC 220)

Medulla Omoplata said:
Wait the Royal Rumble isn't the same thing as Wrestlemania? Then I did indeed get confused by the OP. I just thought it was all the same thing or whatever I don't do the WWF thing.
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You should they save tons of wildlife.
 
If they also bring in job Jones. It would be pretty sweet.
 
DC doesn't have the charisma to do pro wrestling.
 
I like DC, but you ALREADY know how this goes down:

DC comes in as the Dark Horse (get it?) and walks through the competition,
leaving every wrassler 'round doing their own best Hendo impersonation.

grabs a ticket to Suplex City from Brock, breaks out his own patented finisher-
the "Barnett-Belly-2-Back".
takig the tour bus to the capital, DC just Alphas the keys to the city
leaving the new mayor, with Brock stunned by the election landslide.

after the smoke has settled and dust cleared,
DC's avalanche is the most devastation since the Strike Force HW Grand Prix.

As he takes the mike for his post-fight soundbyte,

the proceedings are interrupted- DC now feels the curse of the unexpected alternate=

the refs back is turned, and drivin drunk down the ramp is Jon Jones, who cashed in on money in the bank
for a last moment chance to 3-peat.

cheating and eye poking with reckless abandon and no fear of sanction,
Jon dispatches DC in record time, like he's on dick pills and DC is 3rd trimester preggo in a crosswalk-

because if you wanna bet as safe as "money in the bank",
its that DC is always the Ginger to Jon Jones' Mary-Ann....
 
I've actually never seen a WWE event. I got some WWF game back on the Nintendo 64 as a gift. I think they called the big one WWF at the time. Haven't played it in about 15 years or seen an event/TV show before.

Never get the hype around these boards for that stuff. Seeing CM Punk tells me all I need to know lol.
 
leatherneck said:
I like DC, but you ALREADY know how this goes down:

DC comes in as the Dark Horse (get it?) and walks through the competition,
leaving every wrassler 'round doing their own best Hendo impersonation.

grabs a ticket to Suplex City from Brock, breaks out his own patented finisher-
the "Barnett-Belly-2-Back".
takig the tour bus to the capital, DC just Alphas the keys to the city
leaving the new mayor, with Brock stunned by the election landslide.

after the smoke has settled and dust cleared,
DC's avalanche is the most devastation since the Strike Force HW Grand Prix.

As he takes the mike for his post-fight soundbyte,

the proceedings are interrupted- DC now feels the curse of the unexpected alternate=

the refs back is turned, and drivin drunk down the ramp is Jon Jones, who cashed in on money in the bank
for a last moment chance to 3-peat.

cheating and eye poking with reckless abandon and no fear of sanction,
Jon dispatches DC in record time, like he's on dick pills and DC is 3rd trimester preggo in a crosswalk-

because if you wanna bet as safe as "money in the bank",
its that DC is always the Ginger to Jon Jones' Mary-Ann....
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Pro wrestling is dumb, but this would be fun. Cormier wins and then Jon comes out of nowhere.
 
I don't think it would work out very well because Cormier would get triggered by the fake shit-talk and go off script
 
He is a nobody to the wwe

Ronda though will make her debut
 
Jin Akutsu said:
I've actually never seen a WWE event. I got some WWF game back on the Nintendo 64 as a gift. I think they called the big one WWF at the time. Haven't played it in about 15 years or seen an event/TV show before.

Never get the hype around these boards for that stuff. Seeing CM Punk tells me all I need to know lol.
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Attitude era was actually some of the greatest TV ever.
 
I don't want to see him eliminated by Roman Reigns.
 
Typrune Goatley said:
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Throwing ppl on ur own head against the floor scores points in wrestling?
 
Oezdemir is dangerous.. should be 100 percent focused on that DC.
 
he should wear his singlet
 
I hoping he wakes up from Volkan's punch by then. Maybe the WWE will follow the Undertaker into DC's hospital room?
 
They'll sign DC and there'll be a surprise secret 31st entrant when it's down to DC and the random WWE 'star' of your choice, then Jones comes in and takes the Royal Rumble title from them both. DC starts crying again....... the end.
 
leatherneck said:
I like DC, but you ALREADY know how this goes down:

DC comes in as the Dark Horse (get it?) and walks through the competition,
leaving every wrassler 'round doing their own best Hendo impersonation.

grabs a ticket to Suplex City from Brock, breaks out his own patented finisher-
the "Barnett-Belly-2-Back".
takig the tour bus to the capital, DC just Alphas the keys to the city
leaving the new mayor, with Brock stunned by the election landslide.

after the smoke has settled and dust cleared,
DC's avalanche is the most devastation since the Strike Force HW Grand Prix.

As he takes the mike for his post-fight soundbyte,

the proceedings are interrupted- DC now feels the curse of the unexpected alternate=

the refs back is turned, and drivin drunk down the ramp is Jon Jones, who cashed in on money in the bank
for a last moment chance to 3-peat.

cheating and eye poking with reckless abandon and no fear of sanction,
Jon dispatches DC in record time, like he's on dick pills and DC is 3rd trimester preggo in a crosswalk-

because if you wanna bet as safe as "money in the bank",
its that DC is always the Ginger to Jon Jones' Mary-Ann....
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my god I would mark out so hard my wife would divorce me!
 
Medulla Omoplata said:
Wait the Royal Rumble isn't the same thing as Wrestlemania? Then I did indeed get confused by the OP. I just thought it was all the same thing or whatever I don't do the WWF thing.
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Hasn't been called WWF in a long time. Those were the good old days.
 
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