Media Chris Curtis Claims UFC Fanbase is a Sausage Fest

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He looks decent without the beard though





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Women is a perk you only unlock once you're in the top 10 of your division. Keep working Chris !
 
You don't get out much do you bro?

You’re most likely warped by your porn induced reality on how normal, everyday people behave. Your neighbour doesn’t want to fuck you BRO… sorry.
 


always kind of wondered about this lol. I know of some prolifically famous athletes who have women throwing themselves all over them, but I guess the getting isn’t very good for your average ufc fighter. They should’ve known better and just become sherdoggers.


It's a outlier statistically. It's a sword fight in reality.
 
“So after a night of celebrating at the clubs, I brought some company back up to my room. A lot of company.

“I can’t remember how many women, but I know it was more than two. I had promised Dana the trunks and gloves for the fight, and he had forgotten to get them in the celebration after.

“He came by the room in the morning, knocked on the door, and someone let him in. He saw two girls asleep in the living room, two more girls in the bathroom, and a girl in bed with me. None of us had any clothes on.

“And Dana remembers seeing condoms hanging from the lamps, on the floor, pretty much everywhere.

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Also GSP back in the day.

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Post chuck's divorce grape. Modern women <Lmaoo>
 
Chris Curtis doesn't have a high enough profile to warrant attention of women, has deep enough pockets or is good looking enough. Most women don't give a fuck about most high profile prize fighters until they're in the millions.
 
You’re most likely warped by your porn induced reality on how normal, everyday people behave. Your neighbour doesn’t want to fuck you BRO… sorry.
Your view point is likely warped by the fact that your Mum's basement is nice and cozy. Therefore no need to go outside.

Strangers bang strangers all the time Broski. You better believe it.
 
“So after a night of celebrating at the clubs, I brought some company back up to my room. A lot of company.

“I can’t remember how many women, but I know it was more than two. I had promised Dana the trunks and gloves for the fight, and he had forgotten to get them in the celebration after.

“He came by the room in the morning, knocked on the door, and someone let him in. He saw two girls asleep in the living room, two more girls in the bathroom, and a girl in bed with me. None of us had any clothes on.

“And Dana remembers seeing condoms hanging from the lamps, on the floor, pretty much everywhere.

chucksparty.jpg

chuck_vegas_vegas.jpg

Chuck-Liddell-Party.jpg


Also GSP back in the day.

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I’ll die on the hill that this was forced and GSP is gay
 


always kind of wondered about this lol. I know of some prolifically famous athletes who have women throwing themselves all over them, but I guess the getting isn’t very good for your average ufc fighter. They should’ve known better and just become sherdoggers.


gotta be RICH AND FAMOUS to attract that kind of female attention. Curtis is neither.

i mean, even in the nfl, I’m sure the bench riders DM’s are mostly full of dudes too. Every sport is a sausage fest for the most part. Unless you’re a big star.
 
He's just not famous enough, good looking enough, or rich enough. U gotta be a high level in at least one of those categories. He's just a regular guy who is a professional fighter. No disrespect but is what it is. Even soemtimes all that isn't enough. Look at conors side pieces, none of them have been valid from what we've seen. If rumors are true his best one was Rita Ora who is ok looking at best
 
always kind of wondered about this lol. I know of some prolifically famous athletes who have women throwing themselves all over them, but I guess the getting isn’t very good for your average ufc fighter. They should’ve known better and just become sherdoggers.
I dunno, man. Back in the heyday (the late 00's) there were lots of ladies in the bars and theatres watching UFC.

But sherdog-like fans? The kind of fans who will DM a fighter and say stupid shit? Ya, total sausage fest.
 
Would have thought this was obvious tbf. The MMA fanbase is overwhelmingly male.
We still have @Clementine at least. I mean, she does continually get wasted for every event and disappears (probably face first on the bathroom tiles), but we will take what we can get I suppose.
 
I went to UFC 130 in Vegas and was in an elevator with a hooker and she noticed my UFC shirt an told me that her next client was Kendall Grove
Damn, he should have gave her a fake name- she's blowing up his spot on Sherdog!

Sad - a man fights his ass off and still needs to pay for pussy?? C'mon son.... do better!
 
There would be more female fans if randos at the bar stopped calling them Casuals for mispronouncing a fighters name
 
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