Favorite "Seinfeld" show quotes

[Henry Swanson]

George, why would I, a Juilliard trained dermatologist, send him to another doctor?

 

[usmctanker242]

George's monologue about the golf ball, the Marine Biologist, and the whale was comedy gold.

"The sea was angry that day my friends... like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" LMAO


Edit: just running through the thread and I'm glad to see so many people posting Costanza quotes. So much of what happens to George in the show happened to Larry, in some form, in real life. LMAO

 

[JinKazama]

Lupus! Is it lupus!!!

 

[Henry Swanson]

Seinfeld = overrated

 

[Henry Swanson]

What kind of name is Todd Gak anyways?

I think it’s Dutch.

 

[Henry Swanson]

You traded Jay Buhner.... he had a rocket for an arm

How could you give 12 million dollars to Hideki Irabu?

 

[odog]

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

The Mohel was brilliant

Yes one of the most underrated gems of Seinfeld. That was perfect casting.

When he talks about the glass in the carpet fibers. He's basically having a full
Meltdown

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

George's monologue about the golf ball, the Marine Biologist, and the whale was comedy gold.

"The sea was angry that day my friends... like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli" LMAO


Edit: just running through the thread and I'm glad to see so many people posting Costanza quotes. So much of what happens to George in the show happened to Larry, in some form, in real life. LMAO

"Well hole in one"


I also like when Kramer says "is that a Titalist" and his voice is all high pitch and nervous lol

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Also in this episode was "Pig man"

Yeah.

George "the pigman can take the bus"

Lol

 

[STILLKICKING]

Steinbrenners here, George is dead, call me back

"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza"

Got to get that first part

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

If the pig man had a car he'd give you a ride. How do you know. What if the pig man had a 2 seater. Be realistic George.

Ahahahaha lmao.

Kramer just knows a pig man would never have a 2 seater. Lmao. Classic stuff

The fact that the pigman stole georges car has Larry David written all over it. It's such a typical larrydavid concept. Greatstuff

 

[M3t4tr0n]

So are you.

According to the amount of memories people have from simple quotes, I'd say you're in the wrong and kindly ask you to leave my thread.

So much rustle

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Don't get me wrong, there's a chuckle here and there but other than that it's overwhelmingly boring. Pound for pound one of the most overrated comedies of all time.

 

[Long Dark Blues]

 

[pinger]

Seinfeld = overrated

We can no longer be friends.

 

[fordman7795]

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Sorry, how do I internet this so the pic shows instead of the link?

 

[M3t4tr0n]

We can no longer be friends.

No!

 

[Tiny]

God their's so many...

Seriously you could pick any topic and their's likely an awesome quote related to it from Seinfeld.

 

[TTech]

Don't get me wrong, there's a chuckle here and there but other than that it's overwhelmingly boring. Pound for pound one of the most overrated comedies of all time.

so just curious name a few tv comedy shows<not older than seinfeld> that you think are extremely good comedy?