- Bros before Ho's.
- Bitches ain't shit but Ho's and Tricks.
- If voting in elections resulted in a fair and democratic society, it would be abolished.
- All religions are equal: all the Gods are vicious, treacherous cunts.
- You are not a spark of the Divine. You are a tiny, insignificant speck in a vast, uncaring universe. But then so is everyone else.
- Ask not what you can do for your country. Rather, ask what your country can do for you.
- The question you should ask is not, "Am I being cynical?" but rather, "Am I being cynical enough?"
- Get your retaliation in first.
- Men are for fighting and beating, women are for fucking, dogs are for friendship.