Expect hunters to starts patrolling the area. Not for game, but for anonymous gay forest sex. Your house just became ground zero for the cockopocalypse
ok funny asses do any of you actually have some ideas as far as how to find out if it actually streamed to a computer or not. Ill break the boxes and smash them if I can know for sure there isn't a copy saved on some dudes computer
First response that is somewhat helpful because it makes sense.
What if in stead of fapping again I just go up to each camera and point a rifle at it and say some kind of creepy shit, like "dont try me" maybe wear a ski mask this time incase they get scared and go to the cops. Plausible deniability that even though the fapper was me they cant prove the guy in the ski mask was too.
This is going to sound absolutely ridiculous but I dont know who else to tell and I need to get this off my chest. I'm absolutely panicked right now. I feel like I might pass out.
I live by a decently sized woods, it is right behind my house. Its a big enough wooded area that there are certainly plenty of deer and stuff in there, but not big enough to where anyone intelligent would hunt as they would definitely get in big trouble hunting within city limits.
Anyways I was feeling kind of frisky, needing to fap one out and it hit me. I dont know where this idea came from, but it came. Its a nice day out so I figure, what the hell, I'm going to bust one out in the woods. Return to nature you know? Reconnect with the primal side.
So I go pretty deep into the woods, deep enough to where it was definitely not still on my property. Probably about 2 miles in. I start the job when half way in something catches my eye in a tree. I immediately know what it is, and upon closer inspection I verify. A fucking trail cam. Its secured to the tree in some kind of homemade box with a lock. I cant get it off with out breaking the box.
Looking around I find 2 more for a total of 3. Two of them were essentially pointed right at me. I would smash them to pieces and steal the memory card, but looking up one Amazon that resembles them entirely it seems these fucking things can stream/store directly to computers and phones they are connected to!
WHAT DO I DO
Next time, I suggest you gallop up on horseback and take a dump in the same spot, then swing your hat gloriously while spurring your steed off into the distance and yelling "yee haw!!!"
Your laptop webcam is hijacked. I'm watching the vid of you fapping to TS's video.I'm watching the vid now.
I'll upload it here in a bit.
i don’t see where things could go wrongFirst response that is somewhat helpful because it makes sense.
What if in stead of fapping again I just go up to each camera and point a rifle at it and say some kind of creepy shit, like "dont try me" maybe wear a ski mask this time incase they get scared and go to the cops. Plausible deniability that even though the fapper was me they cant prove the guy in the ski mask was too.
You're going to have to go back out there with a dead body and bury it. If that doesn't make the news then you know no one watches the cam and you are ok.
You mean you don’t store pictures in your head to jerk off? I have a whole album I go can go through to bust a nutlol whats there to even jerk off to in the woods. No fap material unless you like leaves.
You mean you don’t store pictures in your head to jerk off? I have a whole album I go can go through to bust a nut