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Wow they kept that secretOn a random note, the founder of Victoria Secret died by throwing himself off the Golden Gate bridge.
Wow they kept that secretOn a random note, the founder of Victoria Secret died by throwing himself off the Golden Gate bridge.
Reminds me of the time I started hitting on the girl from Barnes & Nobles by asking if she had a copy of The Autobiography of David Hasselhoff as told to Alex Haley.I once went shopping with a friend of mine there and while she was trying on bras and shit, I was chatting up one of the sales girls and convinced her that I worked for their 'sister' company, 'Victor's Secret'.
Reminds me of the time I started hitting on the girl from Barnes & Nobles by asking if she had a copy of The Autobiography of David Hasselhoff as told to Alex Haley.
Animals like to smell good, tooVictoria’s Secret has a couple nice things I wanted. But I won’t buy from them bc they test their fragrances and whatever on animals. So fuck em.
rabbits eat their poop sacksAnimals like to smell good, too
I'm not buying myself bras when you charge $50 or more
I love my boobs but not that much
I would assume because there's a helluva lot more small tits out there than big ones. I swear I can't remember the last time I saw just a good pair of tits out in the world. It's like the tit growing gene just skipped the current cropYep.
Their modest cup sizes are completely useless to me and the missus.
And I would have been happy to buy her stuff from them.
How can you be a company that's all about enhancing the tits and ass...and then have zero product for great tits?
Nobody gives a crap about your lacy garment when you were a bi-sexual "extremely tolerant" skank from 15-30 years old. These girls in the West aren't fooling anybody, and if you PRETEND to be that interested in her new bra, she'll probably cheat on you for being fake and stupid.
Also, a lot of internet porn is really, really killing the romance.
giggityMy wife was choked when they stopped selling swimwear
It's because half of American women can't fit into the stuff they sell.
I like to blast them with some patriarchy every once in a while, keep em on their toes.
they should sell dildos and vibrators