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- Sometimes she'll bogart the TV and the laptop. She'll be browsing Facebook, but I can't change the channel because she's watching it. Keep in mind that if I get up to go to the bathroom while I'm watching TV, I will return with the channel changed to some teen vampire tv show.
- One time I took a side-project and severely underestimated my eta. Long story short I got paid for less than half of the actual work I did. When I finally got the money for the job I was ecstatic and said I was going to buy a new heavy bag to treat myself. I then got an earful about how we were saving for vacation. The next week she gets her student loan money in and buys a couple of new dresses and shoes, because she needs them.
- We've been over it many times, and I am not to leave the toilet seat up, my underwear on the floor, or wet towels on the bed. If I do those things, I hear about it. But despite how many time we go over them, my hair brush is always hidden from me in the morning because she likes mine more than hers, I never know when I get important mail because it just gets shoved into the wreck that becomes our dinner table on school nights, and I'm always searching for my work laptop in the morning because she takes it out and doesn't put it back.
But those are just silly people issues. She could be addicted to meth. That would be an actual problem. When the above things happen, I just shake my head and think "oh, you!" Mostly because I'm sure she's got a list on me, as well.
I'm more so reiterating for the people who will challenge his "sure your wife's a 10"
I figured you were asking because he mentioned she's Latina, so you liked that look.
I'm just stroking Eq's ego I guess.
Please do contribute. Age is just a number, and matters not. If you have anything fun to add or what not, share with class my friend. We're here for fun, not to judge.
haha. i hear you. i always get shit or told im selfish if i wake up at 5 am, when shes asleep, and lift weights. in our garage. i dont leave. i dont go to a gym. i lift weights in our garage. and im selfish because i want to be fit. last i checked lifting at 5am on the opposite side of the house to sportscenter, not blaring music, when nobody else is up for 2 hours, isnt a selfish act.
- Sometimes she'll bogart the TV and the laptop. She'll be browsing Facebook, but I can't change the channel because she's watching it. Keep in mind that if I get up to go to the bathroom while I'm watching TV, I will return with the channel changed to some teen vampire tv show.
- One time I took a side-project and severely underestimated my eta. Long story short I got paid for less than half of the actual work I did. When I finally got the money for the job I was ecstatic and said I was going to buy a new heavy bag to treat myself. I then got an earful about how we were saving for vacation. The next week she gets her student loan money in and buys a couple of new dresses and shoes, because she needs them.
- We've been over it many times, and I am not to leave the toilet seat up, my underwear on the floor, or wet towels on the bed. If I do those things, I hear about it. But despite how many time we go over them, my hair brush is always hidden from me in the morning because she likes mine more than hers, I never know when I get important mail because it just gets shoved into the wreck that becomes our dinner table on school nights, and I'm always searching for my work laptop in the morning because she takes it out and doesn't put it back.
But those are just silly people issues. She could be addicted to meth. That would be an actual problem. When the above things happen, I just shake my head and think "oh, you!" Mostly because I'm sure she's got a list on me, as well.
JMAC, the oil change story.
"I need an oil change". -wife.
A month and a half later, "I need an oil change". -wife
"Again? There's no way you've gone that far". -me
"Oh I never got one to begin with." -wife
/facepalm - me.
our son got 2 teeth at the same time at 5 months. it was a fucking nightmare.
thanks jmac. your baby mama is one nice looking cookie as well. which is weird. cause we're ugly motherfuckers...... post your funny labor nightmare........
this is our family pic.... be nice....
In happy moods, a conversation like this can be heard: "you should play in 2 hockey (or baseball) leagues, twice a week instead of once. You sure love it"
In bad moods.... take it away, equus....
shouldve just taken her down the hill to the minit lube.........