A man was driving home from work one evening and got into a really, really bad accident in which his and the other person's car was totaled. He gets out of his car as did the other person who is a woman. He asks her if she is okay to which she said yes. She asked him if he was okay and he too said that he was.
They noticed that they were both driving the same model car and the same year but with a different color. Her car was red and his car was blue. They also noticed that they were wearing the same shirt and buttons expressing their political and religious views. They even had a couple of the same tattoos.
They looked into each others' eyes for a while and the woman says, "You know I think it was fate that caused this accident. Neither one of us got hurt and we seem to have so much in common." The guy says "Yeah, I think you're right". So they started talking and sharing with each other their individual likes and dislikes and sure enough it looked like they may meant to be soul mates.
He asked her if she drinks brandy at all and she said "Are you kidding? I love brandy. The taste seems to really agree with me." He said "Great, I have a bottle in the car that we can share to help calm our nerves." He offers her the first sip. As she's drinking the brandy she is going on and on and on about her life story, her likes and dislikes, past boyfriends, her career, everything. All the while taking sips here and there from the bottle of brandy.
This went on for about 10 to 15 minutes before she realized she drank almost the entire bottle to herself. She said "Oh, where are my manners? I'm so sorry. Here I am going on and on and here I drank almost the entire bottle to myself. Here, there's at least three or four sips left. Please forgive me."
When she handed him the bottle he put the top on it and gave the bottle back to her. She asked "Well aren't you going to drink it?" And he said "No, I'm going to wait until the cops finally show up."