Sign me up for mma i guess because today i've learned that mma is a 1-for-1 representation of real world street fighting, and that going into boxing and complaining that boxers are only winning in boxing is the norm, because it's not a real fight, whereas mma is a real fight. I learned I've never trained a day in my life even though i could've sworn i did both BJJ and Muay Thai for many years, and lastly i learned that going into mma as a kickboxer and kickboxing means you are not a kickboxer, because as long as you get up when someone is incapable of holding you down, that means you're Roger fucking Gracie.
It's been fun, i've learned a lot, boxing is dead.