Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by mb23100, Nov 14, 2017.
I'd hit her right back it.
leave her immediately.
What kind of beta male gets run out by their GF. You should've stayed and filled her life with uppercuts. Don't come back here until you make her say sorry and make you a sammich after eating your uppercuts all night
Can't blame her then.
you called an uber to go to the bbq joint? First thought after being beaten awake is to go to the bbqj joint?
I'm pretty sure OP is lyrics to a country western song.
Dump her and give me her digits. I love crazy chick's.
Never hit a woman, no matter what she does to provoke you, just choke her out until she pisses her pants.
That qualifies as foreplay in my household.
All of the above plus octopus. Broccoli and cheese corn sides
Well it was 4am what else is open?
So it wasn't on purpose (she was sleeping too)? Or it was (she attacked you as you slept)? Was was the reason, did you ever find out? Just her being drunk?
Yeah it was on purpose. Shes still asleep so i dont know
Yup, not adding up. Whether asleep with or without headphones on is irrelevant as you are asleep and not listening anyway. And bbq joint...
Ok maybe "in bed" would have been a more accurate description instead of "sleeping". And i go to the 24hr kbbq joint all the time and have talked about it before on here
How did she access the balls?
Did she stand on the bed and axe kick them?...........or did the nut shots come after you stood up?
Kick her in the nuts back
Dump her immediately. Don't be a fool.
Im not @Zer i date actual women
I stood up like wtf and she kept kicking them as our argument ensued
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