Girlfriend just attacked me.........

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  1. Cubo de Sangre

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  2. esum80

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    leave her immediately.
     
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  3. freaky

    freaky Banned Banned

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    What kind of beta male gets run out by their GF. You should've stayed and filled her life with uppercuts. Don't come back here until you make her say sorry and make you a sammich after eating your uppercuts all night
     
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  4. Shuque

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    Can't blame her then.
     
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  5. ODYSSEYMEMPHIS

    ODYSSEYMEMPHIS Brown Belt

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    you called an uber to go to the bbq joint? First thought after being beaten awake is to go to the bbqj joint?
     
  6. Mariah Larry

    Mariah Larry 2018 #7 Larriest

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    I'm pretty sure OP is lyrics to a country western song.
     
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  7. SugarKrok

    SugarKrok Blue Belt

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    Dump her and give me her digits. I love crazy chick's.
     
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  8. sissypunch

    sissypunch limp wrists of fury

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    Never hit a woman, no matter what she does to provoke you, just choke her out until she pisses her pants.
     
  9. Mungoose

    Mungoose Kitty Whisperer

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    That qualifies as foreplay in my household.
     
  10. mb23100

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    All of the above plus octopus. Broccoli and cheese corn sides
     
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  11. mb23100

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    Well it was 4am what else is open?
     
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  12. Adamant

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    So it wasn't on purpose (she was sleeping too)? Or it was (she attacked you as you slept)? Was was the reason, did you ever find out? Just her being drunk?
     
  13. mb23100

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    Yeah it was on purpose. Shes still asleep so i dont know
     
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  14. MikeMcMann

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    Yup, not adding up. Whether asleep with or without headphones on is irrelevant as you are asleep and not listening anyway. And bbq joint...


    <DontBelieve1>
     
  15. mb23100

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    Ok maybe "in bed" would have been a more accurate description instead of "sleeping". And i go to the 24hr kbbq joint all the time and have talked about it before on here
     
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    How did she access the balls?

    Did she stand on the bed and axe kick them?...........or did the nut shots come after you stood up?
     
  17. choke you

    choke you strangulation belt

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    Kick her in the nuts back
     
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  18. CauseImbetta

    CauseImbetta BJJ master

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    Dump her immediately. Don't be a fool.
     
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  19. mb23100

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    Im not @Zer i date actual women
     
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  20. mb23100

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    I stood up like wtf and she kept kicking them as our argument ensued
     
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