i have some bad news

[Higus]

i have some bad news

Im getting a job.

I just updated my resume and how do i say i did nothing for 5 years lol

In seriousness, what were you doing for the last 5 years? School, under the table work, jail, traveling, etc?

 

[RockstarChris]

You just been living in their basement playing video games the last 5 years?

No I ran their business for half a decade and then one day out of nowhere they retired and got rid of the business without even giving me a heads up so i lost my apartment, car, credit score, free will all within like a month

 

[mb23100]

I don't think the manager at Taco Bell gives a shit about what you've done for the past 5 years.

 

[RockstarChris]

In seriousness, what were you doing for the last 5 years? School, under the table work, jail, traveling, etc?

Im the real life Kramer. Giddyup.

 

[Merlotte's]

Y'all actually explain yourself to employers and not tell lies protected by at least 3 other lies?

 

[TSO]

My money is on professional Warhamner player

I did that for a while. My Bretonnians were unstoppable.

 

[RockstarChris]

Maybe i should ask "Well what have you done for 5 years?"

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[minute bull]

Y'all actually explain yourself to employers and not tell lies protected by at least 3 other lies?

I cannot tell you how many times my poor grandmother died and I couldn't come into work that week.

 

[RockstarChris]

I did that for a while. My Bretonnians were unstoppable.

My friends army used to tear me apart, wood elf archers......their bow skills and skirmish skills are OP

I was Bretonnian too. Painting the knights was the funnest part.

 

[Merlotte's]

I cannot tell you how many times my poor grandmother died and I couldn't come into work that week.

After one of my aunts dies I always return to work with a nice tan.

 

[Higus]

Im the real life Kramer. Giddyup.

yikes...you might as well tell them you wrote a book about coffee tables or something.

 

[TSO]

My friends army used to tear me apart, wood elf archers......their bow skills and skirmish skills are OP

I was Bretonnian too. Painting the knights was the funnest part.

Did you go full flying circus or more big lances of knights? I have over 20k points in painted bretons. Loved painting all the heraldry.

The wood elf arrows that don't allow armor saves ruin my day.

 

[j123]

"Posted on sherdog forums using various communication methods "

"Up to date on latest kpi and metrics such as iPad, teh275, fill room with uppercuts, cuck"

 

[cmw43]

No I ran their business for half a decade and then one day out of nowhere they retired and got rid of the business without even giving me a heads up so i lost my apartment, car, credit score, free will all within like a month

Why did this mean you couldn't start applying for new jobs when that happened?

 

[RockstarChris]

Why did this mean you couldn't start applying for new jobs when that happened?

Thats classified

 

[RockstarChris]

"Posted on sherdog forums using various communication methods "

"Up to date on latest kpi and metrics such as iPad, teh275, fill room with uppercuts, cuck"

I should put @Clippy and @Wadtucket as references

 

[j123]

I should put @Clippy and @Wadtucket as references

And took part in political activism in "who wood you rather" threads

 

[Casrot]

i just filled out a job application, by pen in the store, and one question was how much heroine do you smoke. the only answers were more than usual, average, or less than usual. I was starring at it for like 5 minutes

"I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life."

--Mitch Hedberg

 

[Wadtucket]

I should put @Clippy and @Wadtucket as references

How is working real just shitpost all day and click that like button

 

[jojoRed]

How is working real just shitpost all day and click that like button

You went ham on that like button, hope you had fun smashing the like button, I would subscribe.