How to be as creepy as possible? Need some tips

[Sanctus]

Identify yourself as a Sherdogger.

 

[Nimrod]

This is primarily for everyday interactions with the general public e.g public transport.

This is a test to see how much a handsome guy can get away with.

First of all youre gonna need a handsome guy... then..

 

[Zer]

Start calling yourself a feminist. Grow a beard and gain 60lbs and take a bunch of selfies with your mouth wide open

 

[Estemachine]

Take a tip or two from Bassmaster

 

[DragRacer]

Blow enough coke to get both nostrils bleeding, then walk around oblivious to the seepage and talk to random people about investment opportunities.

 

[minute bull]

You're good.

 

[fordman7795]

Eat an ice cream cone very slowly while really enjoying it. Make sure you have a little smile on your face while making eye contact with another man. When you are done put your sunglasses on and walk away pretending to be blind.

 

[Staph infection]

I like to wear a shirt that ends just below my zipper. Then I slide my testicles out of my zipper and when I am on mass transit I stand and hold onto the grab rail like I am doing a behind the back pull up. It lifts my shirt just enough to show my testicles that look like a pot belly poking out the bottom of a fat mans shirt.

 

[Kardashians]

Compliment women on their feet, then respectfully ask to take a photo.

@Milord Sir Mangrinder

 

[blitzk]

compliment their feet and ask a lot of questions about their feet. That'll weird them out.

 

[EyeOfNewt]

This is primarily for everyday interactions with the general public e.g public transport.

This is a test to see how much a handsome guy can get away with.

Tell people you think you're handsome

 

[Jimmy McGill]

mirrors on your shoes

hand a business card with your cellphone number to a woman, ask her if she would be kind enough to take a selfie, while on the toilet, then send it to the number on the card.

 

[heloder]

Just be yourself.

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

This is primarily for everyday interactions with the general public e.g public transport.

This is a test to see how much a handsome guy can get away with.

Tell all woman ‘I can smell your cunt’

 

[Jim Cozad Jr.]

 

[AGGAMEMNON66]

Just be yourself.

Mods, erase all posts itt and leave this as the 1st response, lock, and sticky.



Thanks, mgmt

 

[BisexualMMA]

Tell all woman ‘I can smell your cunt’

I myself cannot.

 

[JabToucher]

Just shadow me for a day bro

 

[Thrawn33]

After sitting in silence for a few min suddenly and loudly sing one or two lines of a popular song, then go silent again for a bit.

 

[Yoel Bromero]

Make every breath audible. Breathe in silently then low groan/grill every exhale.

Wink and kissy face at children if your too shy to ask for their numbers in front of their parents.

Post results Sher bro.