Alot of those are not good.
1) Tell Jokes, without warning. Make sure all the auxiliary details that establish the setting of your story are unnecessarily sexual. Focus too much on one detail, like how the blondes swimsuit feels on her skin.
Ask people rudely personal questions, and when they ask you why, make it seem like it's going to be because of a personal situation in your life you don't know how to deal with, but instead transition to you enjoy writing fan fiction about it.
The bait and switch is key, the more you enjoy the sleight of hand, the harder you will commit to the experiment.
Ask random women "what's one thing everyone should know about the Vagina?" And then pull out a pencil and a notebook. Take extensive notes.