PWD 981: Who Will AEW Sign Next?

[Wariowokecancel]

I was traveling down memory lane from my childhood, and watching New Age Outlaws videos. Then this came on, and it still amazes me that Enzo and Cass never won a title in NXT/WWE..they were so over. Sure, Enzo has a reputation for being an asshole but still.

Both were enormous dicks (literally in the case of Cass) and maybe pissed of the wrong people including HHH. Plus they couldn’t work. Enzo didn’t even get the Velveteen benefit of the doubt about his consensual penis.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Before the pandemic, when's the last time the crowd was like that?

Nakamura entrances. Roode entrances. Booing Reigns. Elias diss tracks. Bryan return. Rollins return.

I hope Cena turns up and gets John China sucks from like a Philly crowd.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

It's a ahitty job, but she is happy to do it.

Money doesn’t smell as the Romans said.





Even if the dick does.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Ricochet is gonna give more thank you’s when he’s released than when he’s in the ring jobbing to someone.

Or in the back when JBL picks him up and makes him sit on a locker licking a lollipop ‘while us uncles do our man stuff, kid.’

 

[D.R.H.]

Or so you say...

Do you honestly doubt how much I hate people?

 

[GraveyardFilla]

Machine Gun telling the truth.

He doesn't need to thank the E but dude should thank his lucky stars he got a cup of coffee in the big time.

 

[monkeypuncher]

@lakersfan45

RIP Samson Simson

 

[Based God]

He doesn't need to thank the E but dude should thank his lucky stars he got a cup of coffee in the big time.

Pfft, the fed was a downgrade from wrestling in the Tokyo Dome for New Japan. Karl slummed it in the fed for awhile cause he's a good brother backing up his boy AJ.

 

[Frank23]

 

[Gambit MMA]

heard about them AEW ratings.......yikes

 

[Frank23]

heard about them AEW ratings.......yikes

Yikes.

 

[Frank23]

 

[Batjester]

Yikes.

Different night, different time slot. Can't really crush them on it.

 

[Wariowokecancel]

Different night, different time slot. Can't really crush them on it.

Shows wrestling fans can’t find their dick with their hands.

 

[Frank23]

 

[Batjester]

Shows wrestling fans can’t find their dick with their hands.

We already knew that though.

 

[Prelimtapper]

Yikes.

Doesn't bold well for Rampage, the great Mark Henry isn't exactly the ratings draw to save that show

 

[Smigg]

LOLDAVID

 

[Smigg]

Both were enormous dicks (literally in the case of Cass) and maybe pissed of the wrong people including HHH. Plus they couldn’t work. Enzo didn’t even get the Velveteen benefit of the doubt about his consensual penis.

They were looking for an excuse with Enzo.

Look at what happened with Jack Gallagher, he got accused, they said "DId you do it?" he said "I can't remember, I was drunk" and they fired him on the spot.

 

[A Pennysworth]

Rampage will be to AEW what Main Event is to WWE.