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@Scott Parker 27 - who was more annoying, FA or CM? I'm going to say FA although CM pissed me off more. But that's only because she was given authority.
We had this fat chick in H.R. who was always complaining about ants in her office. When we'd tell her to stop eating in there she'd say she wasn't and we're only accusing her because she was fat. This went on for about a year until we converted an adjacent store room into an office for a new hire. The circuit breaker for her computer would trip periodically and we'd just reset it and walk away.
One day my boss asks me to run a new circuit to that office over the weekend so i get up in the ceiling and trace it back to fat chicks office. When i popped the ceiling tile and looked down she had a fucking toaster on her desk (with crumbs and ants)and an empty box of pop tarts in her trash. Also an open soda and candy on her desk. I took pictures and told my boss. He yelled at me for taking pictures then asked me to send them to him lol. She eventually got so fat she went on disability
Tldr: fat chick complained about ants in her office
We told her to stop eating in there which she denied
Her toaster kept tripping the circuit in the adjacent office leading to me catching her with tons of food left out in her office
Yep mormons are the home of all the nuts. My current boss is one and he is one of the biggest pieces of garbage ever born. I also went to school with a bunch of those rimjobs and they are sheltered as fuck.I once worked in a place with this guy called Glenn who was a total nutter. Everyday he'd be involved in some kind of drama. He had the iq of a cabbage so most of his problems were self inflicted. One day we were sitting outside on a break when he spotted a rat running down the alley. He ran after the thing and cornered it. We told him to get away from it but no, he tried picking it up and it went nuts, bit the fuck out of him. So we had to take the idiot to hospital to get stitched up.
One day he discovered Jesus. Of course he did. Somehow nutters always find their way to religion. He showed me this match box he had. It was stuffed with tiny notes to Jesus begging forgiveness for his sins. That was when I realised he'd finally moved to the moon. Luckily he decided to quit and go bother the Mormons instead of going on a shooting spree.
When we'd tell her to stop eating in there she'd say she wasn't and we're only accusing her because she was fat.
Fuckin' Steve.steve
This fight guy who would always peep through the stall when I took a shit. Her be mad because he's have to cram his fat fucking was in the smaller one.
Back in the day, in one of my first jobs I had this purple colored short hair dike(not a homophobe) who dindt like me for some reason and was always on my case on anything. She was the co manager, only gave me 15 minutes to eat, and during my 12 hour shift no smoke breaks. I'm still traumatized just to think about her, I bet you have better stories. Share plz I'm bored.
Cm by a mile. Fa is kind of stupid but harmless. Cm was a real cunt on wheels. Ill never forget her and sa sitting downstairs waiting for me when I went to t's grave with aw. What a loser.@Scott Parker 27 - who was more annoying, FA or CM? I'm going to say FA although CM pissed me off more. But that's only because she was given authority.
My boss straight told her "they're not after your stationary" (a joke i made first)Lmao